andquot;eh  yo  j  man  eh?andquot; 
andquot;yeah.andquot; 
andquot;eh  man  you remember me?andquot; 
andquot;ah huh.andquot; 
andquot;you remember that shit you said?andquot; 
andquot;uh uh.andquot; 
andquot;well  paybacks a bitch!andquot; 
(4 gunshots) 
andquot;mmm  motherfucker  letand's go man.andquot; 
andquot;hold up  man  heand's still alive  man.andquot; 
(5 gunshots) 
andquot;die motherfucker  damn!andquot; 
(1 gunshot) 
andquot;shoot the motherfucker again  manandquot; 
(1 gunshot) 
andquot;aw  shit.andquot; 
(2 gunshots) 
andquot;shoot him again  man.andquot; 
andquot;ahahaha. ahahah.andquot; 
(3 gunshots) 
andquot;motherfuckerand's still alive manandquot; 
andquot;ahahahahahahahahaandquot; 
(3 gunshots) 
andquot;die, man.andquot; 
(1 gunshot) 
andquot;ahahahahahaandquot; 
andquot;aw shit, letand's get the fuck out of here, manandquot; 
andquot;ahhhh! ahahahaha! 
the wicked clowns will never die!!!!! 
hahahahah, bitches.andquot; 
(total gunshots fired: 20 shots) 
andquot;whatand's the helland's a ninja?andquot; 
andquot;a ninja is the branch of the japenese samurai. a very old 
orginization. itand's origins are hundreds of years old. much 
of its historyand's been lost. not many ninjas exist today, yet 
they all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of ninjitsu. 
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die.andquot; 
(at the same time: in background) 
ninjaand's possess superior skills of ninjitsu, motherfucker 
ninjaand's have imdominal fighting skills 
iand'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninja 
Damn, i wish i could be a shogun samurai 
so i can swing a sword and make necks fly 
iand'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls 
then iand'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls 
cuz i remember these kids from the playground 
everybodyand'd hang around, we were all down 
but then we grew up and everybody turned away 
and now they dissin me, yellin andquot;fuck nerdy jandquot; 
its sad to think of how it changed as i got older 
as i sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uh 
what i would do if i only had a ninja sword 
youand'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board 
iand'd tell the whole class nobody move a jiggle 
first one to do, iand'll make your fuckin neck wiggle 
everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture 
damn, i wish i could be a ninja 
Damn, i wish i could be a ninja (3x) 
damn, itand'd feel good to see people up on it 
After i was killing all the yuppie fucks 
all the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts 
and i would walk home feeling like a samurai 
iand'd walk in the house and see my momma cry 
iand'd ask why, sheand'd point to my drunk pops 
he tried to hit her again but that shit stops 
i kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break 
i throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face 
iand'd tell him, andquot;dad, now look at all your broken glass 
why donand't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?andquot; 
i watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever 
when he was done, iand'd squeeze his butt cheeks together 
now get the fuck out my house, never come back 
i throw a chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!) 
i turn to my mother, andquot;iand'm sorry that he hit yaandquot; 
damn, i wish i could be a ninja 
Damn, i wish i could be a ninja (3x) 
damn, itand'd feel good to see people up on it 
If i could be a ninja, my daddyand'd be dead 
but i still gotta go to work and pay the rent 
i flip french fries for two twenty-five 
mr. donny works here, heand's fuckin forty-five 
but he think he the shit cuz he the boss 
i guess he donand't know that his life is a loss 
i walk in, about 5 minutes late 
cuz i was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade 
but mr. donny wanna try and get up in my face 
screaming at me, sweatin over this place 
mad cuz iand'm late, heand's no better than me 
just another bitch working for next to free 
i thought about taking my ninja steel 
and cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill 
but heand's too fuckin whack and i can kill this bitch 
and i donand't even need to be a ninja 
Damn, i wish i could be a ninja (3x) 
damn, itand'd feel good to see people up on it 
Yeah, yeah, iand'm a ninja, yeah 
fuck that!! iand'm a wicked clown, bitch!!!!