My kind of bitch ainand't like your bitch
cuz my bitch donand't bitch at all
my bitch donand't blink she donand't even think
about money or fuckin mall
My kind of bitch donand't fix her hair
she donand't care about what she wears
cuz sheand's much too busy pulling the worms
out her butt she ainand't bathed in years
My kind of bitch iand'll never forget
we forced met on a oujia board
miss crabber damned she would chew on snakes
and swallow a ninja sword
I said, andquot;hey bitch, how do you do?
some fucks call me violent jandquot;
she picked her nose and flicked it at me
smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch
My kind of bitch
my kind of bitch donand't fix her hair
she donand't care about what she wears
my kind of bitch donand't fix her hair
she donand't care about what she wears
fuck that!
My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck
and has to talk like this andquot;i love youandquot;
she can drink through it, ya get used to it
it whistle every time we kiss
My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
the other oneand's skinny and red
she can make the one jiggle
the other one donand't do shit but just sit their dead
My kind of bitch has a wooden eye
with a nail sticking half way out
it once caught a fire and we all had to spit
in her face just to put it out
My kind of bitch is a little loopy
and her ass might droop a bit
but i scoop that loop and fold the flop
and i fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch
My kind of bitch
my kind of bitch gots one good tittie
the other oneand's skinny and red
my kind of bitch gots one good tittie
andquot;hello? um, my name is j. iand'm from detroit. iand'm looking for a girl,
whoand's, um, dead. um, a girl who can possibly forfill some of my
fetishes. which include, um, dipping your titties in faygo and
slapping my face with them. um, jumping from the dresser and landing
on my balls. uh...andquot;
My kind of bitch waits till i sleep
then run and fuck my friends
and everytime i break her legs
then give my homieand's ends (haha whatand's up, man!)
She shot me once and stabbed my neck
and even broke my nose
but i lick her from her crooked neck
down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch
My kind of bitch
my kind of bitch waits till i sleep
then run and fuck my friend
my kind of bitch waits till i sleep then...
andquot;hello? uh, my name is shaggs, and iand'm lookin for a girl with a
big big fat fuckin ass. and titties. and a big fat fuckin ass.
and, uh, i want my dick sucked, and i want my balls scratched.
and i want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls at the same
time, thatand's a must. and iand'm looking for a girl who can stretch
titties and stuff em in her ass.andquot;
Fuck yeah, motherfucker
iand'm looking for a bitch
iand'm looking for a girl to fit my needs (my kind of bitch)
We can have picnics under the moon
in the graveyard
we can have picnics under my house (my kind of bitch)
Iand'm looking for a girl to die with
if youand're already dead, thatand's cool
you can sit around and wait for me to die (my kind of bitch)
Iand'm looking for a girl to squeeze me
iand'm looking for a girl to squeeze my balls
let me squeeze your neck
andquot;this is lisa. iand've been a bad, bad girl.andquot;
