Ok class  um  please settle down now  
iand'd like to introduce our new student 
uhh  uhh willy bubba  willy is from kentucky  welcome willy  uh  
iand'll be your teacher  my name is ms. felby 
(1st verse  violent j) 
well i flopped out of school but i still hang in the halls 
so there i was  youand'll never guess what i saw 
maybe a chicken  i thought it was a duck 
but it was a redneck fuck  so i walked up 
andquot;hey willy bubba, hubba-bubba-lubba 
my names violent j, but my homies call me chicken plucker 
i been down with the clown since day one, itand's day two 
i guess i got some plucking to do 
in these parts, we tie you to the desk 
and all line up and take blows to your chest [punch] 
fists to your chin [punch], kicks to your head [punch] 
last year we killed a kid dead [hahhh!! oh, my fault...] 
walked in the school, thereand's hay in the hallway 
leading to your locker, walk up and'n sock ya 
then bounce your head around the class room and act nutty 
the teacher walks, and asked everybody [body, body..] 
(chorus x2) 
who kicked willy bubbaand's ass? [i did!] 
did you do it right here in the class? [shoand' did!] 
did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the mouth 
did you kick him in the forehead [yup, yup!] 
[nice to get back with a high school crowd where your alive] 
(2nd verse- shaggy2dope) 
willy willy bubba hubba lubba dubba dilly 
tell me why you talk so silly, bitch 
you sound like you come from the land of the bigots 
jolly old dickens, the land of the chickens 
i guess youand're in season, iand'm packing me a .44 
barrels to your head and blow your face out your asshole 
powww, bitch! iand'm shaggy2dope 
iand'm coming for your kin folk, you get your chin broke 
and donand't cry or run to the teach 
she canand't understand your redneck-ass speech 
if she could, she wouldnand't do a thang 
and'cuz sheand's my bitch and she loves to suck my wang 
you in trouble bubba, you better run quick 
you too slow, willy, and'cuz you a fat bitch 
i caught up and got my hands all putty 
teacher walks in the class room, and asked everybody [body, body...] 
(chorus x2) 
Hoooooold up! check it out... 
Letand's play, willy bubba, and kill the willy bubba (repeat and'till end)