andquot;hey there  do you like excitement?andquot; (yeah) 
andquot;do you like suspense?andquot; (uh huh) 
andquot;do you like nel carter?andquot; (no) 
andquot;good cuz you wonand't find her here  this is the house of horrors 
and for you itand's absolutely free  step right inandquot; (thanks) 
andquot;say no more stupid ass  your face says enoughandquot; 
[violent j] 
woboogawoo waaa!! welcome to the house of horrors 
were you born in a barn  shut the fuckin door 
you see, damn, cuz iand'm about to scare you 
blubablubabluba, okay now i dare you 
close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten 
donand't wanna, huh, cuz you know my nuts are going in 
iand'm twisted, iand'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt 
awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut 
this is when i get crazy, lemme show you something 
brrrr! you know what that means, it donand't mean nothin, haha 
but it scared you cuz people donand't be doing that shit 
but me brrr! bitch brrr! iand'm all about it (brrrr!!!) 
guess what iand'm a serial killer, itand's a bad habit 
i killed tony, lucky charms, the silly rabbit, uh! 
cut the lights, see that shit, iand'm glowing 
alright, iand'm done, turn em back, wait, where you going? 
welcome to the house of horrors 
[chorus (1x)] 
comes from within me 
comes from within me, horrors, eh 
andquot;honey, iand'm not having a good timeandquot; 
andquot;i know. come on, this must be the way out.andquot; 
[shaggy 2 dope] 
hey, what the fuck, come here guys, grab a chair 
donand't mind me drinkinand' my beer in my underwear 
come on, letand's play some cardback, i just gotta story 
andquot;hey keep it down in there shaggs, what the hell?andquot; sorry 
look at that shit, andquot;what?andquot;, you almost got me grounded 
iand'm a have to take your forehead and pound it 
iand'll bend you over and tie you up to a pole 
and stretch your nuts back and fling em up your butthole 
iand'm a phantom, listen to me, ahhhhh 
that didnand't do it? how about this? ahhhh!!!! 
iand'm so scary, they call me joey terrifying 
did you know that?, andquot;yeahandquot;, no you didnand't i was lying 
andquot;i represent igors 
iand'm yelling in town 
iand'm coming out of southwest 
wicked clowns!!!andquot; 
[violent j] 
bathroom? yeah, itand's right there down the hall 
donand't flush it though, iand'll make dinner for you all 
(mumbles) iand'm possessed too 
wait a minute, eh, donand't leave me yet, hey! 
welcome to the house of horrors 
[chorus (2x)] 
andquot;honey?andquot; 
andquot;what?andquot; 
andquot;iand'm scaredandquot; 
andquot;i know, sweety, come onandquot; 
[violent j] 
jump steady, nate the mack, lemme tell you something 
with billy bill and rude boy, what about em, nothing 
theyand're my boys, i just had to give em props 
and together we form the cyclops 
hahahahaha look at you, haha, youand're a bitch 
should i let your ass go? hahahaha, no 
iand'll let your bitch out, but you get the bone 
run along sugar tits, he ainand't coming home 
andquot;donand't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, bitchandquot;