First i was born young and healthy
i told my mother one day iand'd be wealthy
canand't forget my first day at school
got stabbed in the head with a pencil but itand's cool
get my education
a job and a family a good reputation
and what about grade two?
got shot in the neck and the bullet went straight through
but iand'm packing a textbook
donand't fuck with me cuz iand'm going to grade three
thank god itand's lunch in a minute
bit into my hot dog with a razor blade in it
and it cut my tongue off
but i know how to multiply so whatand's up, boss
finally had to step out
i dropped out of school when they ripped my neck out
who knows where the road led?
seen a man with a briefcase and no head
so iand'm like fuck that
show me a quarter and an ounce of crack
and iand'm straighter than a fucking lightpost
i sold a lot of crack but i bought the most
now iand'm a basehead down on my luck
roaming the streets and got hit by a mack truck
and thrown about a block
but iand'm thinking nothing but gimme a rock
holding my sign iand'll work for crack
with my old-ass e.t. shirt on my back
and iand'm sleeping in the gutter
right next to jam townand's mother
iand'm eating dead rats in the street
i keep on checking for my ownheart beat
now iand'm weighing at a buck-o-five
twitchy little neck and iand'm barely alive
got my first taste of life in hell
i ate a dead, shh, but donand't tell
excuse me, sir, can you spare some change?
iand'll cut your face off and eat your brains
you know all about me
you act like you ainand't seen penatentiary
spitting and cussing and you know iand'll piss
with these iron braces on my fucking wrists
and iand'm heading for the slammer
serial killer, all on the camera
first day, they broke my back
next day, they broke my neck
third day, they broke my leg
fourth day, they broke my head
swallowing kept on trucking
but thereand'll be no fucking
thatand's strictly for the soft
seen a freak in a week and my nuts fell off
so iand'm finna escape
how much shit can one clubno take?
andquot;stop, fool. stop or iand'll fireandquot;
shot me off and i fell in the razor wire
iand'm all tangled up, cut cut cut slit slit cut cut
you donand't love me, i really donand't care
tie my ass up in the electric chair
i got no family, i got no friends
i pray to god that my life ends
they thought that they had killed me
they took me to the morgue
iand'm just a little stiff thatand's all, like a board
i lay there in my coffin, just chill and wait and chill
but then i jump out knife swinging all about
and motherfucking-mother-mother-mother-motherfucking kill
i used to wonder what lifeand's about
until it chewed me up and spit me out
your ghetto created a psycho nut
not just psycho psycho nut
now iand'm living in the walls of your house
and iand'll die there and lay and rot like a dead mouse
iand'm packing a sickle iand'm on your roof and iand'm playing the fiddle
you want me in a straight jacket
cuz when i see a throat, iand'm a hack it
where iand'm at? whatand's my name?
somehow, somewhere, i got hit by a train
and it ripped my legs off
huh, nothing but a minor coft
you canand't get me i swing from a tree
shouting and cussing and shooting at me
everybodyand's end make two cents
a branch broke and i fell on a picket fence
iand'm stuck and theyand're coming to get me
rip myself off and i took my lungs with me
iand'm stuffing them back in
fuck! they wonand't go back in
now my lifeand's gettinand' dense
cuz my heartand's still beating on a wooden fence
they shoot me up and down
thinking thinking thinking clown
wicked wicked wicked clown
you wanna know all about a wicked clown i never had it made...
