First day out
andquot;got another funky rhyme
another funky funky rhyme
got another funky rhyme
another funky rhyme
another funky funky rhymeandquot;
andquot;aw shit man thatand's the icp!!!
this is my jam!!!
iand'm on a psychedelic motherfucking inter gallactic void g!!!
aw shit!andquot;
[violent j]
well they let the gate up so i bail
itand's been six months pick me up from the county jail
with a smog mother payinand' my dues
steel toliets, worn blankets, and rubber shoes
but i ainand't nagginand'
here come the fellas i can hear the muffler dragginand'
8 men in the car long
and the faygo is almost gone
my nuts are kinda hard so i need a mate
so my homeboyand's cousin set me up with a blind date
she said andquot;pick me up at threeandquot;
canand't bitch, the bus donand't ride your street, ho
we gonna eat at mexican village
take a cab and iand'll pay the tab
and when she showed, well, iand'll be damned
left my wallet at home on the tv stand
have her pay him and for dinner too
the knot in my sock, it done bit you
sheand's all prettied up for nothing
iand'm smelling like shit and my chin is scruffing
and iand'm chewing on my food like a pitbull
cuz i wonand't front for the ho
stuck my face in a bowl of soup
and just sucked it all up threw my missinand' tooth
the bitch jumped up with a boom
andquot;i have to fix my hairandquot; and broke to the bathroom
sheand's got the tab, so i go for mine
and order up some and'52 vintage wine
hey, louie, bring a fuckinand' steak with that
motherfuckers like jail say fuck dat
sheand's back now and her hair ainand't fixed
probably took a long greasy-ass smelly shit
i ainand't saying nothing though
i ainand't saying nothing bout the funkinand' ho
whatand's up bitch, iand'm ready to break
how long can one fat bitch take?
quite snacking and pay me saps
cuz we goinand' home to meet her pops
andquot;so joe, what is that you do for a living?andquot;
andquot;aww, come on pops, you seen me selling rocks on
verner and springwell. matter fact, i think i sold
to that fat bitch in the kitchenandquot;
[violent j]
your dadand's really cool sweetheart
i mean him letting me use his car
and he slipped me a fifty
violent j is kinda nifty
if iand'd a hit youand'd be home through
but now your coming home with me
dad i gotta bitch in the bedroom
take your ass to the bar and donand't come home soon
now the jugglaand's known to smack hoes
but i need the shot too
so i switch to the mack mode
andquot;now woman, you know i love you
so why donand't you just let me fuck you
now bitch, i know youand's a freak
so let me get a little kiss on your cheek
and a fuck to go with that
come on, nympho, let me hit that
tell ya what you let me stick it
and i gotta left over piece of chicken for ya
ya little sewer skank
ya nasty little pipe-smoking sac-chasing ho
and that was that
a little smooth talking she was on her back
and iand'm finally sticking
dump ya, and iand'm eating my chicken
youand'll never guess what
my first day out and i caught my nutandquot;
First day out and i caught my nut
