Hanging with my sweet amour
she came out with a lionand's roar
yelling, andquot;iand'm going to the corner store,
be back at quarter to fourandquot;
andquot;donand't slam your pinkies in the drawerandquot;
she can be like a maiden from the days of yore
hanging out at studio 54
break dancing on the slick brick disco floor
with lionel richie
who, by the way, was a commodore
one time she gave mouth-to-mouth to a snaggle tooth boar
who couldnand't breat right since the vietnam war
then she played chinese checkers with skeletor
and went camping with eva gabor
Sheand's my sweet beatrice
sheand's my sweet beatrice
sheand's my sweet beatrice
and sheand's coming home
I got a picture of her down by the seashore
wearing a bikini made of purple velour
her hairand's up like conway twittyand's pompadour
with the smile of guy lefleur
she got the ups and downs like an elevator
but deep inside sheand's a marshmellow smore
can bake a cake as big as jupitor
either or, neithor nor
sheand'll share it with your labrador
she can run faster than a blazing meteor
loves winnie the pooh and his friend eeyore
can make a pipe out of an apple core
thatand's a trick she learned from roberto parrish
down in ecuador
you know why?
Sheand's my sweet beatrice
sheand's my sweet beatrice
sheand's my sweet beatrice
and sheand's coming home
Well, for sure she opened the door
whipped out a 3-ft fishing lure
sexually, that made me insecure
like the time i was a roadie
on elton johnand's tour
she said, andquot;letand's go catch some piscatore!andquot;
i said, andquot;beatrice, you donand't eat fish no more.andquot;
she said, andquot;by god, youand're right!andquot;
so we took ourselves a snore
and when we woke up 10 hours later
we made love du jour
Sheand's my sweet beatrice
sheand's my sweet beatrice
sheand's my sweet beatrice
and she came home
She likes to clean out the attic every now and then
sheand's gonna knit me a brand new golfing bag
we gonna watch ourselves a john wayne movie
then we gonna free all the doggies at the kennel
she gonna try on my third grade mittens
sheand'll keep and'em on even though theyand're way too small
well, she ainand't never gonna hurt me
she ainand't never gonna let me down
she ainand't never gonna tell nobody
iand'm afraid of birds and spiders
Well, bea-bea-bea-beatrice
bea-bea-bea-beatrice
bea-bea-bea-beatrice
bea-bea-bea-beatrice
bea-bea-bea-beatrice
bea-bea-bea-beatrice
and she loves pat summerall
