[talking quietly]
m1: andquot;ms. murphy is such a pain, man.andquot;
m2: andquot;we just had a test a week ago. now we gotta take another one tommorrow. this sucks!andquot;
m1: andquot;and it counts for 80 percent of our grade.andquot;
m2: andquot;well we better study our butts off.andquot;
m1: andquot;well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.andquot;
m2: andquot;ok, enough talking, letand's study!andquot;
m1: andquot;all right.andquot;
[turning pages]
[heavy steps]
m2: andquot;uh ohandquot;
m1: andquot;oh no! fatty mcgee is coming. weand'll never get any studying done with him in the library.andquot;
[heavy steps continue]
m2: andquot;oh god, heand's taking the stairs! that means heand's going to be way out of breath!andquot;
[fatty whining, try to catch breath]
m1: andquot;oh no, heand's going to sit with us.andquot;
fatty: [annoying whining voice] andquot;hey fellas, studying for the big test?andquot;
m1: andquot;uh, yes fatty, we were.andquot;
fatty: [still trying to catch breath] andquot;great! iand'll join ya.andquot;
[fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
m2: andquot;hey fatty, why donand't you go to the bathroom and'till you catch your breath?andquot;
fatty: andquot;no, no, iand'm catching it!andquot;
[fatty continuing to whine and snort]
m1: andquot;ok, ok fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, weand're trying to concentrate.andquot;
fatty: [continuing to wheeze and whine louder] andquot;sure, no problem.andquot;
m1: andquot;oh man.andquot;
fatty: [still snorting and whining loudly] andquot;this test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.andquot;
[whining continues even louder]
m1: andquot;yes fatty, we know, we just said that.andquot;
[wheezing continues a little softer]
m2: andquot;fatty! please keep it down!andquot;
[fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
M2: andquot;is he sleeping!?andquot;
m1: andquot;no, itand's his deviated sceptum. seriously fatty, keep the breathing down.andquot; [snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
m2: andquot;ahh geez fatty, whatand's wrong with you!?andquot;
fatty: [pausing, snorting] andquot;iand'm trying.andquot;
[whining continues]
m1: andquot;fatty, you know whatand's going to happen! stop breathing so heavy! please we gotta study!andquot;
[whining gets higher and higher until itand's continuous]
m2: andquot;oh no, that oneand's going to do it!andquot;
[fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
m2: andquot;fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!andquot;
fatty: [continuing his loud annoying whine] andquot;iand'm sorry!andquot;
fireman ray: andquot;fire! man the building!andquot;
m1: andquot;sorry fireman ray, itand's not the fire alarm.andquot;
fireman ray: andquot;fatty mcgee, is that you again!?andquot;
fatty: [stillin whining annoyingly] andquot;yes.andquot; [snort] andquot;sorry.andquot; [snort]
fireman ray: andquot;didnand't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?andquot;
fatty: [whiney voice] andquot;but i like the stairs!andquot;
fireman ray: [annoyed] andquot;why!?andquot;
fatty: [still whining horribly] andquot;theyand're fun!andquot;
fireman ray: andquot;oh fatty mcgee, youand're the fattest!andquot;
[everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[raspberry]
