andquot;okay... 
this is a song that uhh.. 
thereand's a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh.. 
not too many chanukah songs. 
so uhh.. 
i wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who donand't get to hear any chanukah songs. 
here we go...andquot; 
Put on your yarmulke 
here comes chanukah 
so much funukah 
to celebrate chanukah 
chanukah is the festival of lights 
instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights 
When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree 
hereand's a list of people who are jewish just like you and me 
david lee roth lights the menorah 
so do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah 
Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli 
bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli 
paul newmanand's half jewish, goldie hawnand's half too 
put them together, what a fine lookinand' jew 
You donand't need andquot;deck the hallsandquot; or andquot;jingle bell rockandquot; 
and'cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish 
Put on your yarmulke 
itand's time for chanukah 
the owner of the seattle supersonicahs 
celebrates chanukah 
O.j. simpson, not a jew 
but guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted 
we got ann landers and her sister dear abby 
harrison fordand's a quarter jewish- not too shabby 
Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is 
well heand's not, but guess who is 
all three stooges 
so many jews are in showbiz 
tom cruise isnand't, but i heard his agent is 
Tell your friend veronica 
itand's time to celebrate chanukah 
i hope i get a harmonicah 
oh this lovely, lovely chanukah 
so drink your gin and tonicah 
and smoke your marijuanikah 
if you really, really wannakah 
have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah 
happy chanukah