andquot;okay...
 this is a song that uhh..
 thereand's a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh..
 not too many chanukah songs.
 so uhh..
 i wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who donand't  get to hear 
 any chanukah songs.
 here we go...andquot; 
 put on your yarmulke
 here comes chanukah
 so much funukah
 to celebrate chanukah
 chanukah is the festival of lights
 instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights 
 when you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
 hereand's a list of people who are jewish just like you and me
 david lee roth lights the menorah
 so do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah 
 guess who eats together at the carnegie deli
 bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli
 paul newmanand's half jewish, goldie hawnand's half too
 put them together, what a fine lookinand' jew 
 you donand't need andquot;deck the hallsandquot; or andquot;jingle bell rockandquot;
 and'cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish 
 put on your yarmulke
 itand's time for chanukah
 the owner of the seattle supersonicahs
 celebrates chanukah 
 o.j. simpson, not a jew
 but guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted
 we got ann landers and her sister dear abby
 harrison fordand's a quarter jewish- not too shabby 
 some people think that ebenezer scrooge is
 well heand's not, but guess who is
 all three stooges
 so many jews are in showbiz
 tom cruise isnand't, but i heard his agent is 
 tell your friend veronica
 itand's time to celebrate chanukah
 i hope i get a harmonicah
 oh this lovely, lovely chanukah
 so drink your gin and tonicah
 and smoke your marijuanikah
 if you really, really wannakah
 have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah
 happy chanukah