[dave grohl (spoken):] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-6-6!
[sung]
it doesnand't matter if it is good,
it only matters if it rocks.
the main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
thereand's no such thing as a rock prodigy,
and'cause rock and'n roll is bogus, right kg? (right!)
only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
and thatand's why me and kg are classically trained
to rock your fuckinand' socks off!
give and'em a taste kg.
[kg (spoken):] okay.
That is bach and it rocks
itand's a rock block of bach
that he learned in the school
called the school of hard knocks!
Give it up for kg, give it up for me,
give it up for kg, give it up for me,
give it up for rock,
give it up for blues,
give it up for everything that is not to lose.
now rock your socks off woman,
weand'll rock your shit up yand'all.
give it up children now to freak your shit out!
all right!
[spoken]
now i know what a lot of you are sayinand':
andquot;i just figured out what iand'm and'onna do with the rest of my days.
iand'm and'onna get me an oversized guitar, gain forty pounds and be the next d.
andquot; well i got sour news for you, jack. it ainand't that easy.
for instance, are you willing to make the commitment to wakinand' up
at the crack aand' noon, for deep-knee rock squats!?
seven or eight at a time!? in a row?
how and'bout are you willing to make the commitment
to rock-hard tasty abs washer-board style?
glistening in the sun. how and'bout are you willinand' to make the commitment,
wakinand' up, goinand' okay, itand's gig time, what t-shirt am i gonna wear?
canand't decide: canand't decide: brain aneurysm!
weand've been through so much bullshit just to be here tonight
to rock your fuckinand' socks off. and all we ask in return is so precious little.
all weand're askinand' you to do is drop trou and squeeze out
a cleveland steamer on my chest.
[sung]
2-3-4,
give it up for kg, give it up for me,
give it up for kg, give it up for me,
give it up for rock, give it up for blues,
give it up for everything that is not to lose.
now rock your socks off woman,
weand'll rock your shit up yand'all.
give it up children wonand't you freak your shit out!
all right!
[ad-lib hollers and screams]
