Jb: kage...
kg: yeah?
jb: letand's go to this drive-thru.
(motor sounds)
kg: oh good, iand'm starvinand'.
drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
jb: yeah, um...ah
drive-thru guy: may i have your order?
jb: yeah, hold on a second, iand'm lookinand' at the menu
drive-thru guy: okay
jb: ...ah l-
drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
jb: please, donand't, donand't offer me anything... iand'll tell you what i want.
um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.
jb: just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? iand'm, iand'm tryinand'to...
drive thru-guy: they come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?
jb: shut up and listen to my order. take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
away. iand'm just wantinand' a four-nugget thing. iand'm tryin to watch my calorie
intake.
drive-thru guy: they come in six or twelve pieces sir...
jb: put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. and then,
uh, can i have a junior western bacon chee? a junior western bacon chee. iand'm
trying to watch my figure.
drive-thru guy: western bacon cheeseburger...
jb: a junior western bacon chee...
drive-thru guy: would you like that with onions?
jb: no onions.
drive-thru guy: okay, junior bacon chee...total is $6.57
jb: okay, and iand'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
calories, and'cuz itand's fish.
drive-thru guy: fillet of fish...
jb: now if you could take a coca-cola, and just go half coca-cola, half diet
coke...and'cuz iand'm tryin to watch my figure...tryin to loose some of the weight.
drive-thru guy: you want half coca-cola, half...
jb: um, and a small, a *small* chocolate shake. because iand'm tryin to watch my
figure, not a large, a small.
drive-thru guy: it comeand's in medium-small or medium-large.
jb: um...
drive-thru guy: small chocolate shake.
jb: also a small seasoned-curlies
drive-thru guy: seasoned-curlies...
jb: small, seasoned-curlies.
drive-thru guy: okay i got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon
cheeseburger...
jb: okay, uh...fuck my ass, what else? give me, uh...alright. cherries jubilee
and thatand's it.
drive-thru guy: cherries jubilee.
jb: wait, kage, what do you want?
kg: ah...jeez, let me have a...i think i want the regular, uh, western
bacon-cheeseburger, large shake, um...
jb: oh god! come on with the order.
kg: iand'm...
jb: take forever.
kg: thatand's all i want. thatand's all i want...
jb: good. how much is that sir?
drive-thru guy: thatand'll be, uh, $14.75. at the window please, will you drive up?
jb: do you have any money?
kg: oh shoot, um, oh god. yeah, i got...do you have s...i got like...
jb: give it to me.
kg: alright, here.
jb: okay, we only have, uh...alright. iand'm gonna need to cancel the last two
things on the order. okay, thank you, letand's go.
(motor sounds)
