All you hear about today
punks on tv and they say
weand're just thugs nothing more
see our mugs at the corner store
We ainand't nice and we donand't care
we think baywatch is a lovely affair
got no morals got nice hair
we have no burdens to bear
Mc and mike just ainand't that way
weand're super nice guys weand're here to say
walkinand' old ladies across the street
weand're herbivores we donand't eat meat
We play nice and we play fair
about our fishies we do care
we donand't cause trouble nosiree
when asked to we pay the fee
Nice to teachers nicer to cops
never talk back to our dear pops
straight a students thatand's for sure
care about peta donand't wear fur
Weand're never fresh weand're always sweet
youand'll find our rooms always neat
we love our kitties that is so
when asked about drugs we say no
Make our beds every day
our prayers we always say
donand't cause trouble donand't make a stir
watch movies starring raymond burr
Only watch pbs
nature shows are the best
donand't rot our minds with cable tv
donand't pretend to be a ganster g
Weand're never ever condescending
our insolence is soon ending
we strive to be the teachersand' pet
always keep our whistles wet
Never once been on parol
though you may find us rather droll
we donand't ever play the fool
some of you may think thatand's cool
We stay away from politics
eat our tootsie pops in three licks
always always toe the line
be super nice and youand'll be fine
Canand't stop being well read
canand't stop being well fed
take our money out of stocks
put it all in boxes with locks
We try not to player hate
fed just hiked the interest rate
listen to soft rock all the time
donand't listen to music with rhyme
We act well mannered well behaved
make sure our roads are well paved
class acts thatand's what we are
with the girls it doesnand't get us far
Always mindful of our elders
even when theyand're slack jawed welders
we never bet or join in cards
read plays by the great bards
We donand't get in fisticuffs
donand't forget our earmuffs
at all times we play it cool
that has always been our rule
Believe in country the usa
weand're the best we always say
curfews weand'll never break
always leave last piece of cake
Pride ourselves in being gentlemen
which came first the chicken or the hen?
do our homework first thing home
and cyberspace we never roam
Donand't use slang donand't ever cuss
teacherand's never have to fuss
do our chores like weand've been told
our ads for the post are always sold
We leave you with a simple line
be super nice and youand'll be fine
remember that now and again
i think for sure it was the hen
