Met her at the star wars convention
did i mention, she was looking for love?
had to call her bluff, lady you donand't mean how that sounded
(the thousand-pound dude in the and'no fat chicksand' shirtand's astounded)
thought sheand'd take it back, revoke, rescind, rewind, retract
ya heard me, she said, i want any man here
to descend in the cave where you conquer the fear
and iand'll steer you to side of the force that you choose
somebodyand's man enough here -- now who?
this girl, now you have to understand,
would not look out of place on the arm of an attractive man
so the geeks in attendance got jaws on the floor, one extends his
saber but he tripped on his cloak, i stepped to the front then i spoke
i ainand't spitting game, look i got a wookie hat on,
but these guys here are used to gettinand' spat on
by girls, see you put em in shock.
and this ainand't the right con to quote mister spock
but itand's highly illogical to me. girl looked in my eye, said is your mind free?
Cause i got something for you
it is shiny, it is clean
come on up and iand'll adore you
with my yellow laser beam
Sitting in her room upstairs,
watching her wind up the buns in her hair
i declare that iand'd like to be luke,
unless thatand's a little bit too perverted for you
i could be jaba, a jawa, an ewok, when we talk andquot;oo ga la gee bla!andquot;
wait -- i seen all the flicks, all the books that i read,
donand't remember any character tied to the bed
but thatand's all right, iand'ma just pretend that iand'm encased in carbonite
and why thatand's a nice gold bikini, you make that?
shows off what you got, make no mistake thatand's
one fine view of chewbacca youand're giving me
lower that down here, we could be living the
linguistic lifesyle of the protocol droid.
(here comes the part where iand'm not overjoyed)
fire! she said, and before i could scream
got a steaming mouth full of yellow laser beam
