Sheep farming in the falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
fucking sheep in the homelands, her majestyand's forces are coming
sheep farming in the falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
fucking sheep in the homelands, her majestyand's forces are coming
sheep farming in the falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
fucking sheep in the homelands, her majestyand's forces are coming
Fuck off to the falklands for your sea-faring fun
big manand's jerk off dreamland, looking down the barrel of a gun
frigginand' in the rigginand' another imperialist farce
another page of british history to wipe the national arse
the royals donated prince andrew as a show of their support
was it just luck the only ship that wasnand't struck was the one on which he fought?
three cheers for good old andy, letand's take a pic for his mum
and stick it up the royal, stick it up the royal, stick it up the royal album
Sheep farming in the falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
fucking sheep in the homelands, her majestyand's forces are coming
Onward thatcherand's soldiers, itand's your job to fight...
andquot;and, you know, i donand't really give a toss if the cause is wrong or right,
my political neck means more to me than the lives of a thousand men,
if i felt it might be of use to me iand'd do it all over again.
the falklands was really a coverup job to obscured the mistakes iand've made,
and you know i think gamble i took could certainly be said to have paid.
with unemployment at an all-time high and the country falling apart
i, winston thatcher, reign supreme in this great nationsand' heart.andquot;
Sheep farming in the falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
fucking sheep in the homelands, her majestyand's forces are coming
While the men who fought her battles are still expected to suffer
thatcher proves in parliament that sheand's just a fucking nutter
the iron ladyand's proved her metal, has struck with her fist of steel
has proved that a heart that is made out of lead is a heart that doesnand't feel
Sheep farming in the falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
fucking sheep in the homelands, her majestyand's forces are coming
Now thatcher says... andquot;oh raunchy ron, weand've fought our war
now itand's your turn to prove yourself in el salvador
iand've employed micheal heseltine to deal with p.r.
heand's an absolute prick, but a media star
heand'll advocate the wisdom of our cruise missile plan
then at last iand'll have a penis just like every other man
they can call it penis envy, but theyand'll pay the price for it...
but the peasants are hungry mags, andquot;let them eat shitandquot;
Sheep farming in the falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
fucking sheep in the homelands, her majestyand's forces are coming
Who the fuck cares, weand're all having fun?
mums and dads happy as their kids play with guns
the media loved it, when alland's said and done...
andquot;britainand's bulldogand's off the leashandquot; said the sun
as the argies and brits got crippled or died
the bulldog turned around and crapped in our eyes.
brit wit, hypocrite, donand't you yet realise
youand're not playing with toys, youand're playing with lives...
you piss straight up in your self-righteous rage
wilfs, goms and gimps in the nuclear age
four minute warning, what a shock,
well balls to you rocket cock
youand're old and youand're ill and youand're soon going to die
youand've got nothing to lose if you fill up the skies
youand'd take us all with you, yeah, itand's tough at the top
you slop bucket, shit filled, puss ridden, death pimp snot..yah fuck
