Smokinand' in the boysand' roombrownsville station(spoken)how you doinand' out there? yand'ever seem to have one of those dayswhere it just seems like everybodyand's gettinand' on your case, fromyour teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? well,yand'know, i used to have and'em just about all the time. but i founda way to get out of and'em. let me tell you about it!(sung)sitting in the classroom / thinking itand's a draglistening to the teacher rap / just ainand't my bagthe noon bells ring / you know thatand's my cueiand'm gonna meet the boys / on floor number two!smokinand' in the boysand' roomsmokinand' in the boysand' roomnow, teacher, donand't you fill me up with your rulesbut everybody knows that smokinand' ainand't allowed in school.a-checkinand' out the halls / makinand' sure the coast is clearlookinand' in the stalls / no, there ainand't nobody hereoh, my buddy fang, and me and paulto get caught would surely be the death of us allsmokinand' in the boysand' roomsmokinand' in the boysand' roomnow, teacher, donand't you fill me up with your rulesbut everybody knows that smokinand' ainand't allowed in school.all right!oh, put me to work / in the school book storecheck out counter / and i got boredteacher was lookinand' / for me all aroundtwo hours later / you know where i was foundsmokinand' in the boysand' room (yes indeed, i was)smokinand' in the boysand' roomnow, teacher, donand't you fill me up with your rulesbut everybody knows that smokinand' ainand't allowed in school.one moand'!smokinand' in the boysand' roomoh, smokinand' in the boysand' roomnow, teacher, i am fully aware of the rulesbut everybody knows that smokinand' ainand't allowed in school!transcribed by randy goldberg, nymc and'97