The submarine (chapter 1)
(c)nu music, llc
Outside at night: crickets/dog barking/hammering
man in distance: andquot;better get that dog out of my yard!andquot;
One night i found a bunch of empty beer cans in my back yard
and decided to build a submarine...
iand'd call her the andquot;the big adventureandquot;.
iand'd need a periscope...
one change of party clothes...
and my own mysterious little language...
Myla plume bacoup che lafay
este pryee la plume
de laphong mon chalee
Every explorer needs a quest.
mine was to find the coolest place in the world...
Schon delafoo ryes manum
bia sayching brazum
(repeat)
So, i pulled the cover of darkness up over my head...
and slipped into it.
The big adventure was taking me south.
deep into the land of sand and ice.
to a place of magical creatures
that could dazzle the imagination.
to the land of podnar.
possessor of the andquot;the power of the lightandquot;.
Schon delafoo ryes manum
bia sayching brazum
My first day at sea i come to an andquot;xandquot;...
and decided to head to the bottom of lake amonakeepa....
Just outside the window, i could see a catfish...
(meow)
Sitting at a sandbar...
drinking a dry martini on the rocks.
and he sayand's...
Mon frair lei este bacoo
che la femme (meow)
I decided to take my canoe to the other
side of the river of tears.
then, i remembered. i donand't have a canoe.
So i yelled across to the blonde river goddess...
andquot;how do i get to the other side of the river?andquot;
And she says,
andquot;youand're already on the other side.andquot;
This is going to save me some time.
I thought to myself...
andquot;you have now reached the light at the end of the tunnel.andquot;
If iand've said it once, iand've said it...
iand've said it.
Then the stewardess says...
andquot;and'the and'big adventureand' is now surfacing in 2 out of three falls. population 11,952. please remain seated until we have come to a full and complete... stop.andquot;
Written by: jock blaney
composed by: roby duke
produced by: michael nealy
