Ladies and gentlemen!
yes my fine gentlemen friends
okay, weand're gonna turn to the chapter in eyenetics
called left pimping
everybody turn to left pimping
now as you can see
itand's located in a region near your man
called untitled space
iand'm t-boz i got it like that
left eyeand's dope sheand's got it like that
chilliand's fly sheand's got it like that
tlc and thatand's where itand's at
iand'm t-boz i got it like that
left eyeand's dope sheand's got it like that
chilliand's fly sheand's got it like that
tlc and thatand's where itand's at
We met at the park at the summer jams
tims untied with saggy pants
not the kind of guy i would give a chance
but he was kinda packinand' under circumstance
6 foot 3 sexy as can be
i saw him through the crowd cominand' up to me
he said arenand't you that shorty from tlc
he told me and'bout the things he would do to me
Bridge:
(so come on over)
let me check you out
see just what youand're talkinand' and'bout
(so come on over)
boy you turn me on
talkinand' that stuff on the telephone
(so come on over)
you got me so enthused
so i canand't wait to get next to you
(so come on over)
donand't let it take too long
iand'm ready to put it on
You need some ginseng
for your ping ping
so we can do it!
oops
Chorus:
first it came
and then he went
right to sleep on me
i could not believe
wake it up and give me what i need
yeah yeah
first it came
and then he went
right to sleep so fast
did he have it up his sleeve
to pull a quickie on me
He pulled a quickie on me
no no no no no he didnand't
he pulled a quickie on me
no no no no no he did not
he pulled a quickie on me
no no no no no he didnand't
he pulled a quickie on me
no no no no no he didnand't
yeah yeah
He called me up to apologize
said he owed me one and tonightand's the night
didnand't know if he should get another chance
but he was kinda packinand' under circumstance
he didnand't know that i peeped him out
picked up on a quickie is all about
so went to dinner back to the crib
so i could switch it up and show him how it is
Bridge
Oh wait hold up hold up hold up
is your name houdickie
cuz i heard you pulled a quickie
Chorus
He pulled a quickie on me
no no no no no he didnand't
he pulled a quickie on me
no no no no no he did not
he pulled a quickie on me
no no no no no he didnand't
he pulled a quickie on me
no no no no no he didnand't
yeah yeah
Now as we bring this class to a close
thereand's one last thing we must review everybody
alright, itand's called the left pimp dance
now what youand're gonna do is youand're gonna put your left foot in front
leeeeeean to the left and......
Just like sweet rivers
i got a tasteful flow
my ears and neck shivers
with this icy snow
head soulfully quiver
cuz the rhythm knows
how to correlate
with necks to vertebraeand's below
i murder days though
meaninand' i kill time
you heard of mayo
well my cars do real fine
miracle whip this lyrical chick
on some spiritual shit
this will be a perennial trip
damn (damn)
iand'm that imperial bitch (uh)
Chorus
He pulled a quickie on me
Iand'm t-boz i got it like that
left eyeand's dope sheand's got it like that
chilliand's fly she got it like that
tlc and thatand's where itand's at
No no no no no he didnand't
he pulled a quickie on me
no no no no no he did not
and iand'm not doinand' it with him any more
