All i want for christmas is my two front teethartist: spike jones and his city slickerspeaked at # 1 in 1949 and, upon re-release # 18 in 1950andlt;entire song is done in a falsetto little boyand's voice and on most sibilant andquot;sandquot;and's, a andquot;whistlingandquot; sound is heard, much as would be emitted by one lacking his two front teeth. that sound is represented below as simply andquot;andlt;sandgt;andquot; andgt;spoken intro:and'twas the night before christmas and all through the housenot a creature was stirring, not even a mousesuddenly i heard a strange noise down belowso, in my flannel pajamas i went tippy-toei could see old saint nick from the spot where i stoodso i slid down the banister just as fast as i could andlt;descending slide whistle and crashandgt;sung:all i want for christmas is my two front teeth andlt;sandgt;my two front teeth, andlt;sandgt;ee, my two front teeth andlt;sandgt;?gee, if i could only have my two front teeth andlt;sandgt;then i could wish you merry chriandlt;sandgt;tmasandlt;sandgt; it seems so long since i could say andquot;andlt;sandgt;isterandlt;sandgt;uzy andlt;sandgt;itting on a thiandlt;sandgt;tle andlt;three attempts to sound it correctlyandgt; every time i try to andlt;sandgt;peak huh, all i do is whiandlt;sandgt;tle andlt;s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sandgt;all i want for christmas is my two front teethmy two front teeth andlt;sandgt;ee my two front teeth andlt;sandgt;? andlt;two more attempts to sound it correctlyandgt;gee, if i could only have my two front teeth then i could wish you merry chriandlt;sandgt;tmasandlt;sandgt;andlt;honking of andquot;antique auto-type horn and musical (hah!) instrumental interlude begins with andquot;jingle bellsandquot; with background whistling and a kazoo andlt;following one verse of andquot;jingle bellsandquot;, in quick succession: tongue click, bicycle bell, and an andquot;oh, no!andquot;andquot;jingle bellsandquot; resumes in the second line of a verse andlt;with whistling and kazoo, natchandgt; tongue click, bicycle bell, and an andquot;oh, no!andquot;andquot;jingle bellsandquot; resumes in the second line of a verse andlt;with whistling and kazoo, natchandgt; horse whinny and a sneezeandquot;jingle bellsandquot; resumes in the second line of a verse andlt;with whistling and kazoo, natchandgt; horse whinny and a sneezeandquot;jingle bellsandquot; completes its versespoken:good old santa claus and all his reindeerhuh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candygee, but, but now when i go out and call andquot;dancer, prancer, donnner and blitzenandquot;none of and'em can underandlt;sandgt;tand me andlt;criesandgt;all i want for christmas is my two front teethmy two front teeth, andlt;sandgt;ee my two front teeth andlt;sandgt;? andlt;two more attempts to sound it correctlyandgt;all i want for christmas is my two front teethso i can wish you merry chriandlt;sandgt;tmasandlt;sandgt;chriandlt;sandgt;tmasandlt;sandgt;, chriandlt;sandgt;tmasandlt;sandgt;aww, for goodness sakeshappy new year!!!
