So set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feeling
got your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling
now iand'm wheeling dealing stealing johnnyand's apple seeds
slapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleeds
showing no mercy step like solomon grundy
hit ya with a table leg like i was ted bundy
i bludgeoned you youand're bloodied i think itand's kinda of funny
first iand'll take your money and then iand'll swipe your honey
dip slip to the a.m. what is that youand're saying?
you think you start praying itand's not a game youand're playing
pump one pump two listen to the shotgun blast
iand'll blast that sorry ass when youand're all outta gas
i freak like cerebal pals iand'll get inside your drawers
for alarm there is no cause i funk like lou rawl
basco roscoe p. cotrane
i wish i had a membrane so that i could go insane
red light green light you know i always win this game
you can be my gingerbread and iand'll be your candycane
rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
you might say no but i hope you mean maybe
no chance in hell but i could tell you crave me
frisky from the whiskey and the thrills you gave me
taste great but less filling so thrilling
come unannounced like automatic billing
and you canand't do nothing as i push your buttons
when i talk youand're gonna listen like iand'm e.f. hutton
like lionel richieand's up all night long
jimmy pop donand't do nobody wrong
stop flop flip and flop
panties drop now iand'm on top
so wiggle it just a little bit
i wonand't kiss your ass to get a piece of it
you said you wanted to do it now youand're coming around to it
iand'm the one that sowed the seed but youand're the one that grew it
take it blow by blow like reginald denny
i do it all the time how many?
many frauleins iand'm coming again like jesus
and when i resurrect iand'll be damned if i donand't please ya
our jimmy pop that art in hell hear it
fill me with your holy spirit
rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
you might say no but i hope you mean maybe
einie meanie miney moe
which of you girls will be my hoand'
cross your fingers grit your teeth
cause the bloodhound gang makes holes in beef
we make holes in beef
we make holes in beef
we make holes in beef
we make holes in beef
so watch your back straight to the attack
iand'll spin you around like your name was pat sajak
tag your ass out and no tag backs
you psycho nymphomaniac
rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
you might say no but i hope you mean maybe.
