andquot;and now the buffoonand's date at the drive-in with the schooland's valedictorian.andquot;
[valedictorian:] andquot;i really appreciate youand're asking me out.
most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement.andquot;
[buffoon:] andquot;this movie sucks shit!andquot;
[valedictorian:] andquot;well, ebel gave it thumbs up,
but ciscel thought it was too preachy.
anyway, i enjoyed the directorand's last film immensly.andquot;
[buffoon:] andquot;cathleen turner has big fuckinand' tits!andquot;
[valedictorian:] andquot;yes, well, she recently had a child.
i think her maternal biology may play a role in that.
she looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesnand't she?andquot;
[buffoon:] andquot;i put a firecracker in a bullfrogand's mouth and blew his fuckinand' head off.andquot;
[valedictorian:] andquot;well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process.andquot;
[buffoon:] andquot;that girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head.andquot;
[valedictorian:] andquot;well, i guess sheand's strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.andquot;
[buffoon eating popcorn]
[buffoon:] andquot;this popcornand's fuckinand' terrible. it tastes like someone jizzed all over it.andquot;
[buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
[valedictorian:] andquot;well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing.
perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome
by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.andquot;
[buffoon:] andquot;i looked at my asshole in the mirror today. it blew my fuckinand' mind!andquot;
[valedictorian:] andquot;itand's ironic that parts of oneand's body seems odd
and unusual because you donand't see them on a day to day basis.
[buffoon:] andquot;my fatherand's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckinand' day!andquot;
[valedictorian:] andquot;itand's puzzling why one personand's fecal odor can be more overpowering than anotherand's.
i wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that personand's internal metabolism.andquot;
[buffoon:] andquot;iand'm gonna go get head from that fuckinand' girl.andquot;
[gets out of the car]
[valedictorian:] andquot;well, iand'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion.andquot;
[buffoon walking away]
andquot;i do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue.andquot;
[buffoon:] andquot;i like to piss in that guyand's fuckinand' gas tank!andquot;
[valedictorian:] andquot;bye bye! have fun.andquot;
[buffoon continues to walk away]
