Three important rules for breaking up
donand't put off breaking up when you know you want to
prolonging the situation only makes it worse
tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
donand't make a big production
donand't make up an elaborate story
this will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
if you wanna date other people say so
be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
even if youand've gone together for only a short time,
and havenand't been too serious,
thereand's still a feeling of rejection
when someone says she preferres the company of others
to your exclusive company,
but if youand're honest, and direct,
and avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you brake the news,
the boy will respect you for your frankness,
and honestly heand'll apeciate the kind of straight foward manner
in which you told him your decision
unless heand's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends
Iand'm head of the class
iand'm popular
iand'm a quarter back
iand'm popular
my mom says iand'm a catch
iand'm popular
iand'm never last picked
i got a cheerleader chick
Being attractive is the most important thing there is
if you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
you have to be as attractive as possible
make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
wash it at least every two weeks
once every two weeks
and if you see jonny football hero in the hall
tell him he played a great game
tell him you like his article in the newspaper
Iand'm the party star
iand'm popular
iand've got my own car
iand'm popular
iand'll never get caught
iand'm popular
i make football bets
iand'm a teachers pet.
I purpose we support a one month limit on going steady
i think it will keep you both more able to deal with weird situation
and get to know more people
i think if youand're ready to go out with jonny
nowand's the time to tell him about your one month limit
he wont mind heand'll apreciate your fresh look on dating
and once youand've dated someone else you can date him again
iand'm sure heand'll like did
everyone will appreciate it
you so novel what a good idea
you can keep you time to your self
you donand't need date insurance
you can go out with whoever you want to
every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours
if youand'll just listen to my plan
the teenage guide to popularity
