The Humpty DanceDigital UndergroundAaand'it stop whatcha doinand' cause Iand'm about to ruin the image and the stylethat ya used to. I look funny, but yo Iand'm makinand' money so listen upworld I hope youand're ready for me. Now gather round, Iand'm the new fool intown and my soundand's laid down by tha Underground. I drink up all theHennessee ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself. My nameis Humpty, pronounced with an umpty. Oh ladies oh how I like tofrumpty, and to the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bumpty.Iand'm steppinand' tall yand'all and just like Humpty Dumpty youand're gonna fallwhen the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme I like my beef funky. Iand'mspunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.Iand'm sick with this. Straight gangsta mack. But sometimes I getridiculous. I eat up all tha crackers and tha licorace. Hey yo fatgirl commere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me Iand'mskinny. It never stopped me from gettinand' busy. Iand'm a freak. I likethe girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.Iand'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say Iand'm ugly but it just donand'tfaze me. Iand'm still gettinand' in tha girls pants and I even got my owndance.(chorus)The Humpty Dance is your chance to do tha hump. Ohh do me baby. Do theHumpty Hump. Ohh ohh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump. Do ya know whatwere doinand'? Were doinand' the Humpty Hump yall. Watch me do the HumptyHump. Just keep on doinand' tha Hump.People say andquot;yo, Humpty youand're really funny lookinand'andquot; Thatand's aaiit and'causemy bodyand's in motion. You stare, you glare, you try to compare me, butya canand't get near me. Iand'm on the floor, beinand' at the bars and see allthe ladies adore me. Oh yes ladies Iand'm really beinand' sincere and'cause inthe 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear. My nose is big. Uh uh Iand'mnot ashamed, big like a pickle, Iand'm still gettinand' paid. Iand'm gettinand'laid by the ladies, you know Iand'm in charge. Note how Iand'm livinand' and mynose is large. I get stupid. I shoot an arrow like cupid. I use aword that donand't mean nuttinand' like loopded. I sang in Dowhatchalike andif ya missed it. Iand'm the one that said andquot;just grab and'em in tha bisketsandquot;.I also told you that I like to bite well yeah, I guess thatand's obvious Ialso like to write. All ya have ta do is give Humpty a chance and nowIand'm gonna do my dance.(chorus)Oh yeah, thatand's the breaks. Let me get a little of this base grooveright here. A dooreaar dooreah dooreaar dooreah. Ah yeah, now I toldyand'all a little about myself, lemme tell yand'all a little about this dance.Itand's real easy to do, check it out. First I limp to tha sounds like mylegs is broken, shakinand' and twitchenand' kinda like I was smokinand' crazywhack funky. People say you look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty.Thatand's aaiit and'cause my bodyand's in motion. Itand's supposed to look like afit or a commotion. Anyone can play this game. Itand's my dance yand'allHumpty Humpand's my name. No two people will do it the same, ya got itdown, when you appear to be in pain. Humpinand' funkinand' jumpinand' gig aroundshakinand' your rump and when a dude or chump ups and points a finger likea stump you tell him to step off Iand'm doinand' the hump.(chorus)(add Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump)(add Samoans do the Humpty Hump)Letand's get stupid (gimme the music, do the Humpty Hump)And to all the ladies, peace and Humptiness forever.From: andquot;If you lived here, youand'd be home now.andquot; andlt;killyou@borg.comandgt;
