Sonny:
hi, this is sonny
Cher:
and cher
Sonny:
and this is the other side of our record
when you cut a record
every one always asks you
what you are gonna put on the other side
and you usually put another song
sometimes itand's hard to get another song
or to think of another song
and i thought it would be nice
just to get a chance to talk to you
and say thank you
for everything youand've done for us
i donand't see why this canand't be done
i hope you agree
what do you think cher?
Cher:
thatand's ok with me
Sonny:
itand's ok with you
itand's ok with me too
Cher:
i think you should put the music down
before the words down
Sonny:
what music?
Cher:
to this song
Sonny:
there is no song
Cher:
no, really
Sonny:
really what?
there is no song
iand'm just plinking on the piano
i only know seven chords any ways
so it doesnand't make any difference
what do you mean
we should put the music first
Cher:
iand'm not gonna say anything to you
come on sonny
Sonny:
youand're not gonna say anything, why?
Cher:
because youand're making me embarrassed
Sonny:
donand't be embrassed
youand're just talking to a microphone
and thatand's all
you have nothing to say at all
Cher:
no
Sonny:
i didnand't know you were bashful
when you get up on stage
youand're not bashful
now youand're talking to a microphone
youand're in a studio all by yourself
and youand're bashful
you donand't like this song?
Cher:
no, i donand't like this song
Sonny:
iand'll try to write you a new one
i like it, i think
well cher you got to say something
cher donand't be bashful
Cher:
i canand't think of any thing to say
Sonny:
you always think of something
to say around the house
you never without words then
Cher:
i canand't help it, iand'm bashful
Sonny:
ok i glad i found that out
after two years of marriage
Cher:
well i can sing some thing
Sonny:
i donand't have a song for you to sing
well just say something
Cher:
hello
Sonny:
that was very clever
Cher:
i thought youand'd like that
Sonny:
thatand's the most original thing you said
any ways we thought
we break a precedent
and just say hello to every body
and thatand's the purpose behind this
and thanks again
Cher:
me too
Sonny:
cher too, bye
