We got owners, favorite drivers,
boy, that tony stewartand's a whiner.
and we got rookies, advertisers,
like uhhh letand's say: havoline, target, sharpie, caterpillar, nextel,
mountain dew, dupont, loweand's, home depot, kodak, mandms, ubf, tide, alltel, gillette, kelloggs, viagra, dewalt, and uhhh budweiser.
but the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, i love nascar.
We got cautions, we got pitstops,
you canand't hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
and poor kyle petty, anand' swervinand' marlin, ha ha,
are gonna find it tough to beat mark martin.
and'cause that viagra car is always driven hard.
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, i love nascar.
I love nascar, itand's my kind of race.
just watchinand' jeff gordon plow up a wall,
puts a smile on dale jr.and's face.
no caviar, itand's beer and mopar.
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, i love nascar.
I like short tracks, youand'll see more wrecks,
and about a million screaminand' rednecks.
and oland' jeff burton, ha, anand' poor mike skinner,
well, theyand've done forgot what itand's like to be a winner.
and ken schrader still ainand't sure who his sponsors are.
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, i love nascar.
andquot;hey, that was a close one up there fellas i about got into one there.
i might pull over right up here next pitstop, i want you to get two right front tires.
i need a wedge on the left side, get this windsheild cleaned, get on the gas.
and if you donand't care, hand me a pair of underwear, i have messed all in my drawers.andquot;
I like football. (i like football.)
i like my wrestlinand'.
i like a good game of air hockey,
i like some ping-pong now anand' then.
how about you, toby?
(toby)
i love nascar, itand's my kind of race.
just to see big e back on the track,
would put a smile on every face.
no one drove a car quite like earnhardt.
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, i love nascar.
(both)
vroom, vroom, vroom
(toby)
gentlemen, start your engines
(both)
i love nascar.
