Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
stick it in your mouth and down your throat
up your nose and in your heinie hole
i donand't care where it goes
and it donand't matter if youand're straight or gay
you should fuck yourself anyway
now, you donand't have to listen to a word i say
but i know you, youand'll be humpinand' away
fuck yourself with your neighborand's nose
if you canand't use that, use a 10-foot pole
stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
everyone will know youand've been to this show
if you canand't take, eat my stool
masturbate with some crazy glue
i donand't care what you do
fock yourself with a garden tool
fuck yourself with politics
ahh theyand're full of fuckinand' fuckinand' shit
i mean you know weand've been lied to ever since we were born
itand's amazing that weand've been getting fucked that long
fuck yourself with the world wide web
man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
you may even meet a tom, dick, jane or billy
then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
fuck yourself with your heart and soul
give it everything you got, hey iand'm talkinand' to you
if you canand't even fuck yourself,
how ya gonna fuck somebody else?
fuck yourself with my microphone
iand'll give it to you later when weand're all alone
we can turn it up loud
and see if you come, but
donand't get your jizz on my microphone
fuck yourself with organized religion
now that is some seriously sinninand' business
if the lord sees their pathetic crimes
heand'll be fuckinand' them and'til the end of time
and can someone explain to me this racist crap
i know it isnand't white, but it isnand't black
and to all you people who only see things your way
well, you can suck my dick and take all day
fuck your nose with a pound of blow
watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
i donand't know!
i hate to tell you but i told you so
fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
i mean, stuff those albums in your groin
they come down on me because i know how to play -
hey... fuck you!
fuck yourself with a copy of rolling stone
or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
now those people think theyand're holier than moses
but arenand't they just a bunch of fuckinand' posers
fuck yourself with your motherand's jewelry
i wonand't tell, i ainand't a stooly
if you pounce hard enough youand'll cough up a ruby
your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
fuck yourself with the latest fashion
with your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
and if you happen to have some leather and lace
fuck yourself and'til youand're blue in the face
fuck yourself with your income tax
theyand're fucking you and thatand's a fact
before you know it your moneyand's all spent
and youand've just been fucked by the government
fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
youand're the only one thatand's getting fucked in the end
i have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of beverly hills
fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
with your minks and your diamonds and your irish setter
with your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
just fuck yourself and'til you canand't even think
those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, i love you
letand's get it on
but for those of you who are totally outraged
fuck yourself with your face
