Draft dodger ragphil ochswritten by phil ochsoh, iand'm just a typical american boy from a typical american towni believe in god and senator dodd and a-keepinand' old castro downand when it came my time to serve i knew andquot;better dead than redandquot;but when i got to my old draft board, buddy, this is what i said: chorus sarge, iand'm only eighteen, i got a ruptured spleen and i always carry a purse i got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthmaand's getting worse yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt besides, i ainand't no fool, iand'm a-goinand' to school and iand'm working in a dee-fense plantiand've got a dislocated disc and a wracked up backiand'm allergic to flowers and bugsand when the bombshell hits, i get epileptic fitsand iand'm addicted to a thousand drugsi got the weakness woes, i canand't touch my toesi can hardly reach my kneesand if the enemy came close to meiand'd probably start to sneeze iand'm only eighteen, i got a ruptured spleen and i always carry a purse i got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthmaand's getting worse yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt besides, i ainand't no fool, iand'm a-goinand' to school and iand'm working in a dee-fense plantooh, i hate chou en lai, and i hope he dies,onething you gotta seethat someoneand's gotta go over thereand that someone isnand't meso i wish you well, sarge, give and'em hell!kill me a thousand or soand if you ever get a war without blood and goreiand'll be the first to go yes, iand'm only eighteen, i got a ruptured spleen and i always carry a purse i got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthmaand's getting worse yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt besides, i ainand't no fool, iand'm a-goinand' to school and iand'm working in a dee-fense plant
