Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, dig dug, a dog
too
and a hot jew, mr. weintraub, i mean heand's old but not dimed out
if iand'm bad iand'll turn around in the corner for time out
aight josh what you wanna do? you wanna watch cartoons?
hbo got platoon, hey get back in the room!
i assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me kool aid
iand'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend gabe and see if he ate
spit out my bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets
damn theyand're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
letand's try on ya momand's minks think sheand'll miss these chanel links?
in high heels you look like jar jar binks- go play under the sink
(i want my mommy and daddy!) i want your daddy as well
but if you tell, youand'll die of sickle cell and god told me youand're goin straight to hell
well if you donand't like it i can leave and then youand'll be alone believe me thatand's what the
creepy monsters want
plus iand'll be taking your tv
put on your jammers and donand't wet the bed i got a camera
iand'll take a picture and show that little girl you like sarah
oh and one more thing- thereand's been several mass murderers spotted in the area
iand'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, woo! iand'm makin 6 bucks an hour
letand's make fluffernutters donand't fuckin utter another peep
iand'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
keep still, i gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills?
iand'll take the valium josh you take a bag and the tagament
stop throwin up iand'm not paid enough you clean up the rug
is that fluff? i told you 6 boxes of unmade jell-o was too much all right kid you gotta go to
bed, i know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head
sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch small wonder
next time you see vicky the spotand'll be sticky cuz i sucked his dicky and used your momand's
cucumber
donand't worry iand'll put it back in the frigidaire
scared? you can have it for supper nice and crisp in the tupperware
no bedtime story, gabe get off youand're so horny!
josh get in bed and freddie krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin
no porn and shut the shade gabe-
one day youand'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid
