Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
slurpinand' on a peach, starinand' at the situation
kitty at my foot, meowinand' out a conversation
rockinand' back and'nand' forth, thatand's my only destination
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
old man on the back porch, and that.....
Meeeeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow
Got a two-string on my lap, total subsonic vacation
got chicken on the drums, poundinand' out a perfect prescription
got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification
got fifteen hundred bass drum lugginand' bug-eyed monkeys
all arriving at the station
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
old man on the back porch, and that.....
Me me meeeee-ow whoa, whoa, whoa
(chris and daveand's part sung at the same time)
Chris:
iand'm sittinand' on the back porch, kickinand' my legs back, rockin in my rockinand'
chair,just sittinand' there. on the little back porch itand's about to fall apart
so i think i might repair it, just as iand'm thinkin about repairinand' it
some little friends come along with some two-string, one string
no string guitars (hey chris wanna jam?), and they plug
them all into the back porch, and they sit around playing all their
favorite songs and kickin back, feelinand' real good, real fine, real full of
the wine
and everythingand's fine, everythingand's beautiful, everythingand's great
and i just feel so good, you know iand'm seventy years old and
iand'm slurpinand' everything through a straw
dave:
iand'm sittinand' here on the back porch just eatinand' chocolate pudding through a
straw
and i heated it up on a little sterno stove, tastes just like a warm body
fluid goinand' down, little players cominand' and'round, plugginand' in their
instruments, feelinand' good
about themselves, singinand' original songs, by the original masters
and iand'm sittinand' there on the porch, rockinand' back and'nand' forth in my little old
chair
But iand'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
old man on the back porch, and that.....
