Lights, camera, silence on the set
Tape rolling, 3-2-1- action
Welcome to the church of suicidal
We'll have a sermon and wonderful recital
But before we go on there's something i must mention
An important message i must bring to your attention
I was in meditation and prayer last night
I was awakened by a shining bright light
Overhead a glorious spirit, he gave me a message and you all need to hear it
Send me your money, that's what he said
He said to me send me your money
Now if you can only send a dollar or two
There ain't hell a lot i can do for you
But if you want to see heaven's door
Make out a check for five hundred or more
Send me your money, do you hear what i said?
Send me your money
Now give me some bas, um yea that's how he likes it
Now give me some silence, for all you sinners
Now give me some bass, yea that was funky
Now take them on home brother clark, send me your money
Here comes another con hiding behind a collar
His only god is the almighty dollar
He ain't no prophet, he ain't healer
He's just a two bit goddamn money stealer
Send me your money
Send it, you got to send it
Send me your money
You hear what i'm saying?
Send it, send it
Send me your money
Now how much you give is your own choice
But to me it is the difference between a porsche and a rolls royce
I want you to make it hurt when you dig into your pocket
Cause it makes me feel so good to watch my profits rocket
Send me your money
Now dig in deep, dig real deep into your pocket
I want to make it hurt!
We'll take cash, we'll take checks
We'll take credit cards, we'll take jewelry
We'll take your momma's dentures if they got gold in them
So whose gonna be the next king of the fakers
Whose gonna take the place of jim and tammy faye bakker?
See my momma, she didn't raise no fool,
Cause you can't put a price on a miracle
Amen
