Letra de la canción 'YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY' de 'WEIRD AL YANKOVIC'

Aquarius!
thereand's travel in your future when your tongue freezes
to the back of a speeding bus
fill that void in your pathetic life by playing whack-a-
mole 17 hours a day
Pisces!
try to avoid any virgos or leos with the ebola virus
you are the true lord of the dance, no matter what
those idiots at work say
Aries!
the look on your face will be priceless when you find
that 40-pound watermelon in your colon
trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to meryl streep
Taurus!
you will never find true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry about it?
the stars predict tomorrow youand'll wake up, do a bunch
of stuff and then go back to sleep
Thatand's your horoscope for today
thatand's your horoscope for today
thatand's your horoscope for today
thatand's your horoscope for today
Gemini!
your birthday party will be ruined once again by your
explosive flatulence
your love life will run into trouble your fiance
hurls a javelin through your chest
Cancer!
the position of jupiter says that you should spend the
rest of the week face down in the mud
try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while
taking your driverand's test
Leo!
now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and
staple it to your bossand's face, oh no
eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it
down with a gallon of strawberry quik
Virgo!
all virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent -
except for you
expect a big surprise today when you wind up with
your head impaled upon a stick
Thatand's your horoscope for today
thatand's your horoscope for today
thatand's your horoscope for today
thatand's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could have a special deep significance or
meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be some kind of
moron not to realize that every single one of them is
absolutely true.
Where was i?
Libra!
a big promotion is just around the corner for someone
much more talented than you
laughter is the very best medicine, remember that
when your appendix bursts next week
Scorpio!
get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from an open window
work a little bit harder on improving your
low self esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius!
all your friends are laughing behind your back...
kill them
take down all those naked pictures of ernest borgnine
youand've got hanging in your den
Capricorn!
the stars say that youand're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know theyand're lying
if i were you, iand'd lock my doors and windows and never
never never never never leave my house again
Thatand's your horoscope for today
thatand's your horoscope for today
thatand's your horoscope for today
thatand's your horoscope for today

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