The swiss miss girl made her fortune
doing commercials on tv
but andquot;easy come, easy goandquot; was
her philosophy
she spent all of her money
she was searching for some cash
so she went to her friend capt and'n crunch
whom sheand'd met at a hollywood bash
The second that he saw her
he said, andquot;i bet youand're in need
of some doughandquot;
perplexed and confused she asked him,
andquot;oh but captain how did you know?andquot;
laughingly he responded,
andquot;it was really just a lucky hunchandquot;
with tears in her eyes she pleaded,
andquot;will you help me out capt and'n crunch?andquot;
The trials and tribulations
of the swiss miss girl
sheand's got a famous reputation
and sheand's known throughout the world
but lifeand's no bed of roses
she would change things if she could
she plans to make a brand new start
and move out of hollywood
The captain now was grinning
he felt he had her in the palm of his hand
he said, andquot;darlinand' youand're a penniless woman
and iand'm a wealthy manandquot;
you know the rules of the game by now
iand'll scratch your back if you scratch mine
he said, andquot;let me take you out
and weand'll talk about this
over a bottle of wineandquot;
The swiss miss girl was disgusted
and she smacked him right in his face
then she took his hat
and she stamped on that
just to put him in his place
but the old man was persistent
he would not be undaunted
the more that heand'd been taunted
the more she turned him on
Then the captain made a pass at the swiss miss girl
tryinand' to show her his affection
she screamed for help and when she did...
mr. clean came to her protection
The trials and tribulations
of the swiss miss girl
sheand's got a famous reputation
and sheand's known throughout the world
but lifeand's no bed of roses
she would change things if she could
she plans to make a brand new start
and move out of hollywood
