P hello hello may i speak to the e?
E this is me... is this the doctor m.d.?
Yo p itand's kinda early whoand's there laverner and shirley?
Is it kate and allie or some other girlie?
Well anyway yo p you know iand'm lazy
Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy
P excuse me but iand'm sorry e double
Itand's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble
Throw on your coat jump in your benz and come over
E why p?
P - yo, i think jane is on my sofa
E - what?
P - last night i was all alone
Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown
Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you
Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22
E - where was i?
P - i donand't know, you wasnand't there
Threw on the link rolex watch and fresh gear
I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow
Shifted out the door to the local disco
E - whereand'd you go, not to that ran down pub
P - hell no... i was coolin at a club
It was spanish night, so i was drinkin molta
Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa
Seen a fly girl, standin next to me
So i slid over to her very non-chalantly
She was def, body perfectly fit
She was packin, a 300-e with the kit
I said, andquot;kitten, how ya doin miss?andquot;
I said, andquot;hello my name is parrishandquot;
E - andquot;hi, my name is crisandquot;
P - andquot;can i buy you a drink?andquot;
E - andquot;yesandquot;
P - andquot;what will it be?andquot;
E - andquot;a martini and rossi, asi spumante.
By the way is that your caadillac allante
Parked outside right next to my monte
Car? you can call it, my ex-husband bought it.andquot;
P - put my ego up here and said itand's time to go for it
andquot;this place is a drag, grab your coat and bag.
Weand'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad.andquot;
We got to my house we walked through the door
Threw on andquot;night and dayandquot; by
E - al. b sure
P - she grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips
So i grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips
I got ahead of myself, because i wanted to flirt
Took off the g-strings and the v-neck skirt
Put my eho up here
E - yeah itand's time to do work
P - i felt the movement below so itand's time to react
I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat
I bust a move... when it came to that
But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack
Started dpom it, then she called me the master
E - you got bigger, better, stronger and much faster
P - at first i laughed, as if it was a joke
But then my heart skipped a beat, and i lost a stroke
I said to myself, oh no it couldnand't be
The j to the a to the n to the e
E - yo p donand't tell me it was jane you were douchin
With the anita baker head
P - nah more like whitney houston
E - while the recordand's still playing to al b. sureand's andquot;effect modeandquot;
Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode
Peace, iand'm audi 5000
