Intro
[pee md]
You gots to chill...
Verse 1
[e double e]
Relax your mind let your conscience be free
And get down to the sounds of epmd
Oh you should keep quiet while the mc rap
But if youand're tired then go take a nap
Or stay awake and watch the show i take
Because right now iand'm and'bout to shakeand'nand'bake
The e r i c k is my name i spell
Things to the clientele yo i rock well
Iand'm not an mc whoand' talkinand' all that junk
About who can beat who, soundinand' like a punk
I just get down and i go for mine
Say andquot;check 1-2andquot; and run down a line
[pee md]
To the average mc iand'm known as the terminator
Funky beat maker, new jack exterminator
Destroyinand' a ploy when your rhymes are not void
Never sweatinand' your girl (why p?) cos sheand's a skeezoid
When iand'm on the scene i always rock the spot
I grab the steel with the crown on the top
In the beginninand' i like to let my rhymes flow
And at twelve i press cruise control
Sit back and relax, let my rhymes tax
Maintain mcand's while the double e macks
Always calm under pressure, no need to act ill
Listen when i tell you boy, you gots to chill...
Verse 2
[e double e]
I be the personal computer, information on rap
Like the b-i-z markie says, iand'll make your toes tap
I format the rhymes step by step
Make and'em sound def to maintain my rep
Prepared to come off in case of a diss
Not worried about a thing, cos we can do this
I can turn the party out just by standinand' still
Make the ladies scream and shout while the brothers act ill
Take total control of your body and soul
Pack a nine in my pants for when itand's time to roll
[pee md]
Iand'm the p-double-e m-d-e-e
And one thing i hate is a bitinand' mc
When i enter the party suckers always form a line
Then they ease their way up and try to bite my lines
I did thousands of shows, dissed many faces
And deal with new jacks on a one-to-one basis
But every now and then a sucker mc gets courageous
And like an epidemic it becomes contagious
But never the least they all r.i.p
For all those unaware it means rest in peace
Cos m.d stands for microphone doctor
And the capital p, capital m, capital d-e-eand's no doubt the chief
Rocker
Donand't like to get ill, but if i have to i kill
So believe me boy, you gots to chill...
Verse 3
[e double e]
Catch every word iand'm sayinand', no thereand's no delayinand'
Donand't hestitate to motivate the crowd, iand'm not playinand'
Seeing is believing, you catch my drift?
Donand't try to adapt because iand'm just too swift
(how swift?) iand'm so swift and thatand's an actual fact
Iand'm like zorro, i mark a e on your back
I donand't swing on no ropes or no iron cords
The only weapon is my rappinand' sword
[pee md]
Intimidate mcand's with the tone of my vocal drone
When iand'm pushinand' on the microphone
Cos iand'm the funky rhyme maker, mc undertaker
The one who likes to max and relax
And, when itand's time, issue diggum-smacks
I keep their hands clappinand', fingers snappinand', feet tappinand'
When itand's time to roll uzi patroland's packinand'
The pee md, the micand's my only friend
And through the course of the party i kill again and again
So if youand're thinkinand' and'bout battlinand' you better come prepared
Come witand' your shield and your armoured gear
You gots to chill...
Outro
[e double e] dj la boss...
[pee md] ...takes no shorts.
