I am driving
i am late for work
spilling coffee down my whitest shirt
while iand'm flossing and iand'm chaning lanes
oh yeah
now iand'm driving
through the parking lot
doing eighty, hey what the heck why not
watch it lady,cuz your in my spot
once again,itand's early to work
and hereand's a surprise, i got a mcmuffin for just 99 cents today
i think they ran a special
chorus:
I canand't stand still can i get a witness can you hear me anybod,anybody
i think i am running just to catch myself
Maybe someday i could fly away
go to key largo or montego bay
sport my spedo,maybe grab a tan
dream vacation,wild elation
now iand'm running
straight into my boss
and heand's angry, oh and he calls me ross
which is funny ,cause that aint my name
and thats lame
iand'm still running
running very late, for a meeting
wait, that was yesterday
guess iand'm early for the one next week,oh how sweet
i get on the ladder, i corporately climb
i wave at my life as it passes me by everday
my nameand's not ross!
chorus
life in my cubicle is discreet, life in my cubicle is neat
iand've got some pictures of my friends
some sharpened pencils...whereand's my pen
ten oand'clock iand'm in a meeting
paper cut i think iand'm bleeding
check my hair itand's still receding, hey what a life
break for lunch, thereand's nothing better
run outside and don my sweater
like fred rogers letand's be neighbors
iand've lost my mind
iand'm over worked, and underpaid,and non appreciated
itand's just a perk of being of being middle class and educated
one... spinning circles in my chair
two...win a game of solitaire
three... and i ponder where my staplerand's gone
four oand'clock and i stare at the door ,and i stare at my watch, then i stare at the door
i stand by my desk like iand'm going to war
thereand's just one thing iand'll be needing
grab my paycheck as iand'm leaving
oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhh
five oand'clock itand's time to go
thereand's crowds to fight anfd time to blow
irand's talking fast on my cell phone
hey, watch out thats reckless driving!
five oand'clock
itand's time to hit the couch and watch tv
set the clock and go to sleep
itand's 8 a.m. on monday morning
again and again and again and again and again
driving around, no where to go
and so i hang with my lady,
oh, and chill with my bros
itand's okay, in my cabriolet
chorus
When i meet god, i will have a question
i just forgot my question
i think i am running just to catch myself
oh oh oh
oh oh oh
