Iand'm superior, youand're inferior.
iand'm the big attraction, youand're the small.
iand'm the major one, youand're the minor one,
i can beat you shootinand', thatand's not all.
Anything you can do, i can do better.
i can do any thing better than you.
no you canand't.
yes i can.
no you canand't.
yes i can.
no you canand't.
yes i can, yes i can.
Anything you can be i can be greater.
soon er or lat er, iand'm greater than you.
no, youand're not.
yes i am.
no youand're not.
yes i am.
no youand're not.
yes i am, yes i am.
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge.
i can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow.
i can do most anything.
can you bake a pie?
no.
neither can i.
Anything you can sing i can sing louder.
i can sing anything louder than you.
no you canand't.
yes i can.
no you canand't.
yes i can.
no you canand't.
yes i can, yes i can.
Anything you can buy, i can buy cheaper.
i can buy anything cheaper than you.
fifty cents.
forty cents.
thirty cents.
twenty cents.
no you canand't.
yes i can, yes i can.
Anything you can dig, i can dig deeper.
i can dig anything deeper than you.
thirty feet.
forty feet.
fifty feet.
sixty feet.
no you canand't.
yes i can, yes i can.
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
i can do it quicker and get even sicker.
i can live on bread and cheese.
and only on that?
yes.
so can a rat.
Anything you can reach, i can go higher.
i can sing anything higher than you.
no you canand't.
yes i can.
no you canand't.
yes i can.
no you canand't.
yes i can, yes i can.
Anyone you can lick, i can lick faster.
i can lick anyone faster than you.
with your fist?
with my feet.
with your feet?
with an axe.
no you canand't.
yes i can, yes i can.
Any school where you went, i could be master.
i could be master much faster than you.
can you spell.
no i canand't.
can you add.
no i canand't.
can you teach.
yes i can, yes i can.
I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser.
i can jump a hurdle even with my girdle.
i can open any safe.
with out being caught?
yes.
thatand's what i thought.
Any note you can hold i can hold longer.
i can hold any note longer than you.
no you canand't.
yes i can.
no you canand't.
yes i can.
no you canand't.
yes i can, yes i can.
