andquot;right,andquot; said fred, andquot;both of us together
one on each end and steady as we goandquot;
tried to shift it, couldnand't even lift it
we was getting nowhere
and so we had a cuppa tea and
andquot;right,andquot; said fred, andquot;give a shout for charlieandquot;
up comes charlie from the floor below
after straininand', heavinand' and complaininand'
we was getting nowhere
and so we had a cuppa tea
And charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles
and the things wot held the candles
but it did no good, well i never thought it would
andquot;all right,andquot; said fred, andquot;have to take the feet off
to get them feet off wouldnand't take a moand'andquot;
Took its feet off, even took the seat off
should have got us somewhere but no!
so fred said, andquot;letand's have a cuppa teaandquot;
and we said, andquot;right-oandquot;
andquot;right,andquot; said fred, andquot;have to take the door off
need more space to shift the so-and-soandquot;
had bad twinges taking off the hinges
but it got us nowhere
and so we had a cuppa tea and
andquot;right,andquot; said fred, andquot; have to take the wall down,
that there wall is gonna have to goandquot;
took the wall down, even with it all down
we was getting nowhere
and so we had a cuppa tea
And charlie had a think, and he said, andquot;look, fred,
i get a sort of feelinand'
if we remove the ceilinand'
with a rope or two we could drop the blighter throughandquot;
andquot;all right,andquot; said fred, climbing up a ladder
with his crowbar gave a mighty blow
Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome
so charlie and me had another cuppa tea
and then we went home
(spoken)
i said to charlie, andquot;weand'll just have to leave it
standing on the landing, thatand's all
trouble with fred is, heand's too hasty
never get nowhere if youand're too hastyandquot;
