andquot;now what you hear is not a testandquot; andgt; sugarhill gang
(cut up 4x by dj premier)
[guru]
well goodness gracious let me just take this
time out to pull a rhyme out and update this
for you and yours simply because
some mcand's have luck but suck
so i pluck em like feathers on the back of a chicken
cause iand'm mad like a pit when my man says andquot;sick and'emandquot;
positive is the mindstate but it could still mean that
i will kick a ill, malicious like mean rap
suckers they forced me, to knock em all out and
they think they know things, like what iand'm about and
they try to analyze criticize scandalize
the outcome is death, donand't ask me to sympathize
realize, that iand'm not to be played with
iand'll flip so fast, you wonand't know iand'm the same kid
iand'm tired and fed, with all the weak stuff said
all the phony-baloney, that went out like pro-keds
youand've got no leads, so you shoot blanks
itand's me the crowd thanks as i step to the top ranks
bankin my money, and investin it wisely
snatchin up chumps when they try to sneak by me
iand'm the dominant one, call me the prominant one
and as iand'm speakin iand'll be bombin the dumb
deaf and blind cause i was born with a sharp mind
eatin mcand's with ease like itand's lunchtime
or crunchtime, when they get done without warning
iand'll bust that butt from nighttime til morning
your songand's boring, and so iand'm scoring
much points cause when itand's time to throw joints
i cause havoc, the mic i grab is like savage
i invade the stage, and make you get off
the force is like a three-eight, blowin your head off
and thatand's just in case you might be wearin a vest
cause youand're simply a pest in this mess i suggest you
andquot;take a restandquot;
andquot;if this meaning doesnand't manifest, put it to restandquot; --andgt; krs-one
(dj premier cuts 2x)
[guru]
donand't ever sleep son, peep one or two of these lines here
arranged by a great brain, delivering rhymes clear
and concise with a nice dope voice and
killin the fakes like a taste of some poison
punks are thinkin theyand're alla that, their voices are all flat
theyand're findin their names, in a wack rapperand's almanac
me follow that hollow crap, no way jose
iand'll seek out a better sound, to somethin premier plays
days will go by, and soon youand'll know why
mcand's like me will rise like the enterprise
starship, headin straight for the target
destination, a place where no perpetration
is permitted, the guru is with it to explain
how some mcand's are scared to ride on a four train
or any other train in the city, for that matter
playin a role that they stole like a batter
but i know they ainand't so iand'll paint the real picture
my vocals go solo and like a bolo iand'll hitcha
square in your face iand'll crack your ribs and your chest
cause you thought your off-brand jam was the best
you fessed cause you guessed people would be impressed
iand'm gonna bust that bubble on the double andquot;take a restandquot;
(dj premier cuts andquot;take a restandquot; for the chorus)
[guru]
sit back and reflect, ponder and chill out
rhymes like daggers make blood spill out
but you canand't blame me, for bringin disaster
with all these ducks, claimin that theyand're the masters
only thing they mastered, is how to get wacker
as i roll uphill, they roll downhill faster
now theyand're wondering how they lost their touch
wanna buy my rhymes but mine cost too much
iand'm the innovative one, call me the creative one
and i wonand't stop til the job is done
all the slobs just run when i come to get some
cause they know better, than to challenge this go-getter
they get bust you can trust cause i wonand't let a
booty-ass rapper get wins against me?
i guarantee that i wonand't act friendly
cause crabs have a nerve and deserve to get whipped on
their girls get kissed on, while they get flipped on
i slaughter and slay, or slap em up quick
cause the lyrics they kick make me seriously sick
no substance, no value, but nevertheless
theyand're gettin daytime play but i still say they should andquot;take a restandquot;
(dj premier cuts andquot;take a restandquot; for four bars, then song fades)
