You got scraped-up knuckles
you got scraped-up knees
youand're not used to begginand' please
you want it all and you want it now
put a bottle to your temple - say andquot;maoandquot;
Friend to friend better wash that shirt
cause itand's your mind soaked in dirt
turned-out trouble maker blood shot eyes got a present for you
surprise
ice cold gold will tantalize you into thinking that you know
but the truth is gonna get you cause the parties goinand' on for sometime
guess what youand're buying
Baby youand're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
baby youand're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
You donand't wanna think - you just wanna drink
nothingand's safe thatand's not nailed down
the truth is such a nasty place anyway
when everythingand's been said that there is to say
reminisce - no - fuck that - iand'd rather drown like a rat in shit
whatand's this - i made you a special lager
Baby youand're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
baby youand're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
Youand're the keeper of the koo-koo and you smoke 13
your motherand's son-of-a-bitch dream
keeper of the koo-koo man when he goes wacko
hack-hack-hack put you in the sack parked out back - your racked
Low lean losing proud rummy
never underestimate you ainand't no dummy
youand're a bird with a broken wing
i hate to break it to you but you just canand't sing
Baby youand're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
baby youand're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
Youand're in a blender full of pickled rock and'nand' rollers
putting quarters in slot machines
bettinand' or rather letting fateand's snake charmer do it for you
today, okay, iand'll admit you ainand't no loser
The fights still in you two-fisted chooser
you smell like helland's guard dog with rabies
you itch like a bitch with scabies
restless - not movinand' - whereand's the place where the hippy chicks groovinand'
alright groovy hippie chicks in your mile high boots
drinkinand' molotov cocktails
Felony and misdemeanor will whip your ass till you come cleaner
whatand's the meaning of life - whatand's the meaning of life
Baby youand're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
baby youand're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
baby youand're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
baby youand're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
