So iand'm walking down division when i see a sight
and iand'm gonna confide right now it kept me up all night
it really sickens me when i see such a thing
cuz its sadder than reusing plastic wrap with cling
I seen an old man driving down the street
daytons on his impala he was rockin to the beat
drivin with one hand at noon
he needed a reality check soon
I hate it when i see old people trying to look cool
cuz what they really come off looking like a fool
you know what iand'm speaking youand've seen it too
three old men in adidas shell style actin like a crew
Ainand't no party like a convalescent home party cuz a convalascent home party donand't stop
so when you see a old geezer in a caddy bumpin weezer
then you gotta give a fogie his props
Now thereand's nothing worse than a dude ten seconds from a hearse
trying to wear the fubu number five
cuz he canand't look phat trying to wear his backwards hat
and listening to celine the concert live
Old men should be wearing jogging suits
and making sure to eat prunes and fruits
not sportin fat albert from head to toe
and drinkin from a forty while theyand're on the go
I donand't care if they wear ebtek but stay away from a and f
cuz if you donand't ima have to call the fashion ref
you think iand'm kidding pullin your leg like that
well i gotta tell you iand'm not that kind of cat
Ainand't no party like a convalescent home party cuz a convalascent home party donand't stop
so when you see a old geezer in a caddy bumpin weezer
then you gotta give a fogie his props
You go to the club and what do you see?
bunch a old losers tryin to be an o g
dancin around in all black denim wear
they put black highlights in their hair
So i said yo pops stop actin like your mind is gone
put your brown fake leather orthopedic shoes back on
so he flashes me the west side sign
and i said now you outa line
So dude pulls a duece duece on me from his pocket
and iand'm audi like a supercharged rocket
aint gonna stick around and wait to see
if the dude feels like shooting me
So take this kind message straigh to the heart
donand't pretend that you ainand't an old fart
cuz i know a poser when i see one
and let me tell you, you donand't wanna be one
