Sixteen men on a dead manand's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
(captain) avast there mates, yeand're sailinand' with long john black beard, peg-leg, patch-eye hook, scourge of the bounding main. bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas, ha, ha, ha! what say ye we hoist the jolly roger, heel over the yonder spanish galleon. lay a few broadsides aginand' her timers, swing over on these here lanyards with our cutlasses in our teeth cut and'em to ribbons and split the booty. what say ye to that, me hearties? heh! ha, ha, ha, ha!
(twit) i donand't like it....
(captain) you donand't like it?
(twit) i donand't like it and i donand't wanna do it. itand's tacky,...tacky, tacky...and donand't look at me that way
(captain) well, if you donand't like it, what do you want?
chorus i want to sing and dance, i want to sing and dance
i want to be a pirate in the pirates of penzance
wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
i want to sing and dance
(captain) you want to sing and dance, heh! you donand't like plundering, aye? well, shiver me timbers and'ow and'bout treasuring, huh? rubies, emeralds and pearls, gold doubloons and british sovereigns. silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels, necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size, fit for the crown heads of europe, aye? and all buried in a pirateand's chest and i just happen to know where. how about that me bloodthirsty buckos, heh? ha, ha, ha!
(twit) i donand't like it.....
(captain) you donand't like it?
(twit) i donand't like it and i donand't want it....
(captain) he donand't want it
(twit) and i wonand't do it...iand'm an artiste
(captain) an artiste, well mister artiste, what do you want?
chorus i want to sing and dance, i want to sing and dance
i want to be a pirate in the pirates of penzance
wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
i want to sing and dance
(captain) now, listen hear! this ainand't no floating gilbert and sullivan show, you know for some little flittinand' tinkerbell. this here be a black-hearted pirate ship and i would have you keel-hauled if you werenand't me own flesh and blood you little twit! so you donand't like plunderinand' aye?.....
(twit) i donand't like it.....
(captain) and you donand't want no treasurinand' ah?.....
(twit) i donand't want it.....
(captain) and you probably donand't want no grogginand' and revelinand' and wrenchinand' and rumminand' either i suppose?
(twit) well, deep down....you want to know the truth? itand's not me, i donand't want it.....
(captain) well, what do you want...as if i didnand't already bleein know?
(twit) i want to sing and dance and.....
(captain) i know, i know...and wear your tight little shiny pants. huh! okay...weand'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... i said weand'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... or youand'll walk the plank,...one - two - free
(chorus in piratesand' voices)
chorus i want to sing and dance, i want to sing and dance
i want to be a pirate in the pirates of penzance
wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
i want to sing and dance
(over chorus, you hear the captain and twitand's voice say)
(twit) i like it....i like it
(captain) i kinda like it me own self
(twit) thought you would
sixteen men on a dead manand's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
(twit) i donand't like rum...
(captain) you donand't like rum?
(twit) well no, actually...well, i might like a little perrier
(captain) a little perrier?
(twit) with a lime in it...
(captain) a lime in it?..... he wants a lime in it.....
(twit) well, do you have any escargot?
(captain) escar..what?
(twit) whatand's the soup today?...
(captain) soup!?
(twit) might have a bit of a salad too!...
(captain) well, how about a bleeding fingerbowl?
(twit) maybe a croissant!...is that right? those french make everything so hard! why didnand't they just call it a bun?
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