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hey yo, man
ainand't nothin like a nice bowl of cornflakes in the morning
to smooth you out
Milky
cereal
(baby)
milky
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{ verse 1 }
mirror, mirror on the wall
whoand's the baddest female of them all?
it was frosted flake, she loved to bowl
and although her skin was white she had a lot of soul
rich female, very debonnaire
drivin a rolls with rollers in her hair
we was hangin out, pumpin the stereo
she took me to a club, i think the name was cheerioand's
she walked like she was jumpin a hurdle
i was happy as a kid that just saw _mutant ninja turtles_
a guy walked over, said, andquot;your earringand's cuteandquot;
i said, andquot;iand'm wearin a earring, but it ainand't no fruit loopandquot;
me and frosted went to get a drink
but she ordered somethin bugged and i ainand't know what to think
she ordered potassium, calcium
carbohydrate scotch with sodium
she took me to her crib, threw me on the couch
i woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth
sheand's
Milky
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{ verse 2 }
i went to vegas, didnand't think itand'd do any harm
i walked into this girl named lucky charm
for some reason we walked in the rain
she had a four-leaf clover with a big gold chain
she had a salary that was full of calories, for real
and i was in the mood for a homecooked meal
so we went to be alone
but we had to be quiet, cause her cornpops was home
kissed her neck, kissed her back, kissed her arms
i said, andquot;forget it, let me see your lucky charmsandquot;
when we began her hairstyle was neat
but when i left the next morning it looked like shredded wheat
talked about marriage, i said, andquot;thatand's risky
besides, itand's such a waste of rice crispiesandquot;
she had a robe with the velours material
her pops woke up, i said, andquot;hello mr. cereal
i came this morning to deliver the paperandquot;
he said, andquot;stop frontin, i know you caught the vapors
thatand's my daughter, so save your croonin
you better find another bowl of cereal to stick your spoon inandquot;
Milky
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milky
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{ verse 3 }
then there was pebbles, times was rough
she was turnin tricks to get her and'coo-coo puff!and'
her mind was gone, but she turned me on, in fact
she was wearin an apple jack hat
with a full-link fox and some pink bobby-socks
her father had a greedy disease, fried chicken pocks
we called him hungry jack
he talked like pops, and then he dressed like the mack
he invited me out to lunch
with a old army buddy of his, captain crunch
the waiter said, andquot;jack, what would you like today?andquot;
he said, andquot;i donand't know, just make it special, and'k?andquot;
he said, andquot;cool,andquot; came back with the order
thatand's when i said, andquot;hey yo, jack, i like your daughterandquot;
he said, andquot;pebbles? boy, are your crazy?
i said, andquot;nah, i wanna ride in a mercedes
she could sing while iand'm swingin my thing
cause her burgers taste better than burger kingandquot;
he said, andquot;go party, do some minglin
you and my daughter, your brain must be jinglinandquot;
i said, andquot;itand's smooth, no disrespect
sheand'll sign a pre-nup, so she donand't get half of my week checkandquot;
then we walked down the aisle
our honeymoon was milky - cereal style
You know what iand'm sayin?
Milky
cereal
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milky
cereal {4x}
milky
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peace!
