My man stanley
suave but manly
taking cover
from the mark within
now heand's hiding
pretty soon heand's sliding
looking for a lonely heart
to take refuge in
Down the alley
my gal sally
a little bruised and battered
maybe from a couple times before
hold her steady
you know i think sheand's ready
to climb into the ring
and do it all once more
Does it hurt when i do this
can you laugh when i go like this
all right keep it down
this oneand's cool for maybe one more round
just look for big pieces
when we sweep up tonight boys
Nobodyand's going to blame you
scratch and'em right off that list
you know medical science is helpless
helpless in a case like this
i know youand're gonna thank me later
for giving this one a miss
and'cause medical science is helpless
helpless in a case like this
Ivory eddie
half dead already
but too dumb to lie down
or even let a brother know
troubleand's cruising
you know edand's still using
never known for passing on
a chance to just say andquot;yoandquot;
Little leroy
eddieand's homeboy
still too wet behind the ears
to know his right from his wrong
and what big eand's sporting
little lee is snorting
guess ed stopped on his way down
to drag the kid along
And all the jive asses and the true believers
the bullshit givers and receivers
here today tomorrow gone
to the triage tent in the great beyond
wherein the angel tangoes with the infidel
Normally iand'd be angry
normally iand'd be pissed
but medical science is helpless
helpless in a case like this
better make mine a double
serve it up with a twist
and'cause medical science is helpless
helpless in a case like this
Nobodyand's gonna blame you
scratch and'em right off the list
medical science is helpless
helpless in a case like this
I know youand're gonna thank me later
for giving this one a miss
and'cause medical science is helpless
helpless in a case like this
normally iand'd be angry
normally iand'd be pissed
but medical science is helpless
helpless in a case like this
