Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Beer drinkin beer beer drinkin eight ball
Chorus: repeat 4x
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Beer drinkin beer beer drinkin eight ball
Verse one:
Iand'm sittinand' at the bar with a hundred dollar bill
The homies is runninand' late so i got some time to kill
Iand'm peepinand' out this freak in the booth in the corner
I think i seen her rollin a noble nosin under and moanin
Two hookers walked in and they was lookinand' for a vic
But they, kept on passinand' me by coz they can recognize a trick
Twenty minutes later and two double shots of yak
I take a look up at the clock, now where the fuck the homies at
I feel my pagers on my hipbone, who could it be
Cuz i done talked to everybody that i was and'sposed to see
Hahaa! now i know, the story is told
And i donand't even call and'em back cuz they donand't know the homie cold
I recieved a page my niggers from the phone in the back
I got a wink from a fine ass sista dressed in black
Another double shout of yak and now the room is spinninand'
But thatand's only the beginning, god damn!
Chorus
Verse two:
I take a walk out to the front to get myself some air and
See if i see the homies, but they still ainand't there
Thereand's a fool outside drunk and he want to get into it
I was strapped i coulda killed him, but i didnand't do it
I opted for the walk-away, watch the busta talk away
So mister policeman, you can put your chalk away
I mobb back in the club, and, kick it at my table
Cause, niggaz be acting stupid, and stupid shit is fatal
The homies is hella late, and now iand'm startinand' to think
Homegirl that gave me the wink from earlier just bought me a drink
Sheand's sittinand' at a stool at the other side of the bar
Doing tricks with her tounge and a cherry like a porno star
The club is gettinand' packed and the party is jumpin
Another double shot of yak and iand'm on the dancefloor bumpinand'
Sheand's licking in my ear and, now iand'm feeling faded
Itand's 11:35 and the homies still ainand't made it
Chorus
Verse three:
Now iand'm on the dance floor with baby and, shit is gettinand' hectic
The big homey done erected, damn iand've been affected
By the funk in the boom and the booty in the room
This ainand't the commodores but this brick house got me on zoom
Now iand'm mackin and struttin and asking baby wassup
My name ainand't everlast, but i can still make you jump
Letand's, hope in the q and go somewhere and kick it like some trojans
We can do a little drinkin, and do a little smoking
When all of a sudden i start sweatinand', my stomach starts bubblinand'
I hear earl coming, i think iand'm in trouble *vomit sounds*
Ahh shit, i got baby on her titties
I guess there go my chances of gettin with her kitty
I turn around and stumble away and there go the homies with
Long ass trenchcoats on, laughing, sippin on 40and's
Now iand'm in the back of my own car curled up like a punk
Cuz i got too high and uhh, got too drunk
Chorus
[big throw up s-p-l-a-s-h]
Shit!
