It started on the Real World
A hot tub full of hot girls
Grindin' every frat boy and freak
Line up all the Idols
Who paint on phony smiles
Tryin' to ride the fast track for free
Who's the Biggest Loser
I'll bust the biggest boozer
Bigger ratings for MTV
And, all the sole Survivors
Still stranded on the island
Lying through their teeth for money
So, everybody dance! And, everybody sing!
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it
Cha-Ching
We take off all your clothes, we strike a Play Boy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then, you gotta bring it
Cha-Ching
Everybody stop and stare
Kardashian's ass is everywhere
If you missed her, watch TMZ
Pretending to be lesbians
The dealer's playing all of them
While Flavor Flav gets fucked up for free
Guess who's been livin' large
It's Mini Me the porn star
Google it, I think you'll agree
And all the hotties on The Hills
Just getting rich and making deals
While you and I are watchin' TV
So, everybody dance! And, everybody sing!
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it
Cha-Ching
We take off all your clothes, we strike a Play Boy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then, you gotta bring it
Cha-Ching
The All American Dream
Is getting 15 for free
The All American Dream is so skin deep
It started on the Real World
A hot tub full of hot girls
Grinding every frat boy and freak
So, everybody dance! And, everybody sing!
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it
Cha-Ching
We take off all your clothes, we strike a Play Boy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then, you gotta bring it
Cha-Ching (Repeat Chorus)
So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
(Cha-Ching)
So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
