(violent j)
so there you are youand're sittinand' there just kinda chillinand'
a richie boy you look a little bit like dylan
the 90210 bitch with the funny hair
so iand'm gonna change a few things around here and there
start with your eyes i pluck and'em both out your head
and pull your balls out your sack and stick and'em there instead
then i snap off your toes and stick and'em in your nose
and pull the hair out your head until your skull shows
youand're almost ready, gotta fix you for the show tonight
but your lips, man, to me, they just donand't look right
they could be a little fatter, even more
so fuckinand' fat that your lip is dragginand' on the floor
tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
and tack a sign on it, tellinand' what youand're all about
set you up, and'cuz now youand're ready, so open up the door
and'cuz at the house of wonders, youand're the freak show
(chorus x 2)
carnival thrills
carnival shows
carnival excites you
carnival kills
(ahh, ooh, ahh, ohh)
another freak show for the jugga-lugga-lo
So there you are, come on in, chickie, wow! ainand't you a pretty?
i think iand'll start with the sillicone thatand's in your titty
iand'll pull it out and put it in your forehead and cheek
so now, you look like the elephant bitch freak
donand't try to run, chickie-poo, iand'm just gettinand' started
iand'll beat your head in with a brick until youand're half-retarded
remember that ugly girl you laughed at at the prom?
donand't try to laugh now, bitch, you look like her mom
you came to do the starinand', but itand's you theyand're starinand' at
iand'll stuff you full of chili-cheese dogs to make you fat
then iand'll stretch your fuckinand' lips and stick and'em in your ear
so all that evil shit you talk, only you can hear
i shave you bald, and glue your titty on the top
and then i spit on your nipple until you drop
hey! almost ready? jumpsteady, open the door
and'cuz at the house of wonders, youand're the freak show
(chorus x 2)
andquot;oh, oh, oh my god!!!!!
andquot;oh, oh, oh my god!!!!!
andquot;oh, oh, oh my god!!!!!
andquot;oh my god!!!!!andquot;
(chorus until end)
