Well i got me a job at a run-down diner
big good tips and it couldnand't be finer,
till some lady said that i was being rude.
she said andquot;my soupand's too hot and my coffeeand's cold.andquot;
i said andquot;maand'am thatand's because your old.andquot;
and i decided right then to spit somethinand' in her food.
So i found a plate and i hocked somethinand' in it
and wouldnand't you know it that at just that minute
the manager was cominand' round that curve.(round that curve)
he said andquot;boy, you just must be crazy, not to mention dumb and lazy.andquot;
i gave that fat bitch just what he deserved.
I said
[chorus]
andquot;i quit you fat mother fucker,
you can take this job and shove it up your ass.andquot;
i said andquot;i quit, you fat mother fucker.
iand'm going home and iand'm smoking grass.andquot;
Well, we all gotta work just to stay alive
and everybodyand's workinand' that 9 to 5
and workinand', man it sure can make you sick.
when you been workinand' 5 years at the same damn place,
and the boss keeps screaminand' in your goddamn face
and you wanna tell that asshole to suck yo(suck my big fat)dick.
Stand up for yourself and be a man,
you can do it, anybody can.
give that fat man a big fat piece of yo mind.
tell him that you want a raise,
and if he lives in right in your face,
bend right over and show him your behind.
And say
[chorus]
Everybodyand's doinand' what they can
and weand're all sick of workinand' for the man.
so stand up straight and let your voice be heard.( la la la, la la la)
sing this song and flip your boss the birrrd.
And tellll himmm
I quit, you fat ass, mother fucccker, whoa-oa
you can take this job and shove it up your ass.
iiii said i quit, you big fat stinky(like an old ass ham sandwich) mother fucker. whooooa-oa
iand'm going home(a-oo), and iand'm smokinand'(a-oo)
lord iand'm tokinand'(a-oo)
lord iand'm smokinand' grassss.
iand'm smokinand' weeeeeeeeeed
cuz i donand't neeeeeeeeed
your fuckinand' job.
(collective)
ahhhh yeahhhhh.
