[adam:] you donand't mind that i think everybodyand's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
[lisa:] and you donand't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and i also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
[adam:] and you donand't care that i collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend theyand're alive and think iand'm a famous football player
[lisa:] and you donand't have a problem with me when i follow people iand've never met before and force them to look at the portrait of neil diamond i have tattooed on my back
[adam:] itand's very pretty, baby
[both:]
well you must have been sent from above
youand're all that i can think of
youand're just as psychotic as me
my crazy love
[adam:] well it never bothers you when i wear my snowsuit to bed every night and i make you speak in tongues to me until i fall asleep
[lisa:] blah bloo blah bloo bloo
[adam:] thank you
[lisa:] and you donand't make fun of me and'cause i still make out with my stepfather and i also tell everyone i was on a ufo for two and a half years
[adam:] i believe you sugarpie
[both:]
and'cause our love is right on track
iand'm yours, your mine itand's a fact
donand't forget to take your prozac
my crazy love
[adam:] well yesterday i tickled a man who wasnand't even there
[lisa:] oh three days before that i ran down the street in my wonder woman underwear
[adam:] i didnand't care babe i know i never had a job and'cause iand'm afraid to talk to people and'cause i know that theyand're all robots who are seeking information
[lisa:] they canand't fool you sweetheart and i know that you know that iand'm the one who burned my cousin chesterand's house to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
[adam:] i ainand't no fink, dollface
[both:]
and'cause we know that itand's true
only i could love you
we both eat with our hands
my crazy love
[lisa:] my crazy, crazy love
[spoken to end]
[adam:] oh i wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
[lisa:] i feel the same way would you throw some macaroni on me?
[adam:] oh yeah, here you go
[splurt]
