[richie:] andquot;so ya doinand' good?andquot;
[samantha:] andquot;ya, iand'm fine, how and'bout you?andquot;
[richie:] andquot;how good could i be? i havenand't seen you in three hours.andquot;
[samantha:] andquot;ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dadand's down the hall,
and he doesnand't want me on the phone.
so if i hang up on you, itand's just because heand's coming.andquot;
[richie:] andquot;ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi...andquot;
[she hangs up phone]
[phone rings]
[richie:] andquot;hello?andquot;
[samantha:] andquot;sorry, i thought he was coming.andquot;
[richie:] andquot;thatand's ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meet
[samantha:] andquot;umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights.andquot;
[richie:] andquot;well thatand's ok, iand'll come by and get you. lets say around...andquot;
[she hangs up phone]
[richie:] andquot;come on..andquot;
[phone rings]
[richie:] andquot;hey.andquot;
[samantha:] andquot;sorry. i guess he was just going to the bathroom.andquot;
[richie:] andquot;thatand's ok. well look, uh.. what was i saying?
oh yeah, should i pick you up at like seven-thirty
or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..andquot;
[she hangs up the phone again]
[richie:] andquot;give me a break...andquot;
[phone rings]
[richie:] andquot;hello.andquot;
[samantha:] andquot;sorry. it was just my dog.andquot;
[richie:] andquot;hey, whatand's your dadand's problem anyways!? why canand't we talk?andquot;
[samantha:] andquot;he just thinks iand'm on the phone too much.
oh my god, uh, i gotta go.andquot;
[richie:] andquot;donand't hang up!andquot;
[samantha:] andquot;richie, i canand't talk!andquot;
[richie:] andquot;no, iand'm sick of this! put your dad on the phone! i wanna talk to him.andquot;
[samantha:] andquot;itand's not my dad.andquot;
[richie:] andquot;what? well, whoand's there? why canand't you talk?andquot;
[samantha:] andquot;uh, just look richie, someone is here.andquot;
[richie:] andquot;whoand's there? is it a guy!?andquot;
[samantha:] andquot;richie!andquot;
[richie:] andquot;i knew it! iand'll kill him! put him on the phone!andquot;
[samantha:] andquot;oh.. itand's just.. hold on.andquot;
[hands phone to guy]
[richie:] andquot;hey man! what the hell are you doing there!? samanthaand's my girl!
youand'd better stay away from her or iand'll make you wish you were never born!andquot;
[buffoon:] andquot;fuckinand' shit!andquot;
[richie:] andquot;yeah, fuckinand' shit is right buddy!
donand't think iand'm kidding around, man! iand'm crazy! iand'll smash your head in! i swear to god!andquot;
[buffoon:] andquot;one time i saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button.andquot;
[richie:] andquot;yeah, well thatand's too bad! but iand'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!andquot;
[richie slams down phone]
[samantha: andquot;what happened? was he mad?andquot;
[buffoon: andquot;my neighborand's dog has a four inch clit!andquot;
[samantha: andquot;oh buffoon, youand're the coolest.andquot; [whispering] andquot;i love you...andquot;
