Well itand's friday night iand'm in a club with a crew just maxing
Cuties and booties and yo iand'm ready for action
Cause fat joe doesnand't go to clubs for his health
Itand's too many skins so every man for himself
I got me a sex on the beach from the bar
I know this girl was looking at me from afar
Plus she with a crew they all got it going on
She came over and asked me if my name was john
I said andquot;yeah, john doe, so whatand's it to you?andquot;
She said andquot;sorry yo, i just thought i knew youandquot;
She walked away dissed because i had dropped the bomb
I felt bad so i reached out and snatched her arm
I pulled her back, gave her my apologies
She accepts it, but now she starts to follow me
Watching where iand'm going, seeing who i know
Once she saw the gucci, she said andquot;oh, thatand's fat joeandquot;
I could hear the conversation, shorty was digging me
No way she was igging me, ayo she was big on me
Throughout the night she remained in my eyesight
My man black caese was telling me andquot;yo sheand's fly, right?andquot;
No that the jam is over thereand's no need to front
Cause sheand's leaving out the club and iand'm right behind her
Now we in the deli butt naked catching wreck at last
Cause shorty gotta fat ass
Shorty gotta fat ass (repeat 3x)
She got a big fat...
Driving in my five on the live side of town
One of those days i just wanna ride around
With three deep, me diamond d, and peep
(whoand's peep?) thatand's my man that be whipping the white jeeps
So bust it, i hit fordham road in the town
Cause iand'm riffing in the front fool, luther vandross
Never too much, and what did i see?
Honeygrip had a little too much for me
Diamond said andquot;damn!andquot; peep said andquot;i know her!andquot;
Yeah right, whatever, iand'm still pulling over
Hey mamita, spanish iand'm assuming
A spanish caught wreck and that ass was booming
I couldnand't see her face cause she wouldnand't turn around
Peep is out the window staring five-o down (bo bo bo!)
Chill with that, cause i wanna stop and chat
Like a diplomat, yo youand're fucking up my rep
She wouldnand't turn around so i reached for her pelvis
She turned around, ugly hound dog, and i felt this (god damn!)
Money grip was ugly, i had to find out at last
But shorty had a fat ass
Shorty gotta fat ass (repeat 3x)
She got a big fat...
No need to be ill come all out my face
But the name is fat joe and in love i got good taste
Big butts come a dime a dozen in new york
I couldnand't help but notice when i watch you walk
You got the booming system and i donand't mean sound
I want to smack it up, flip it, and rub it down
I know girls try to say iand'm living foul
But you know you canand't trust a big but and a smile
Iand'm not concerned with the niggas in your past
But straight up and down, shorty gotta fat ass
Shorty gotta fat ass (repeat 3x)
She got a biiiiiig...
Shorty gotta fat ass (repeat 3x)
She got a biiiig, ha ha
